Friend or Foe??

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I woke up the next day hung over as shit it felt like I got hit by a Mac truck. I tried to roll over where ever I had ended up last night only to smack my face right into someone's back or what I hoped was a back. I yawned and sat up in bed to try to stop my head from spinning. "Ugh.." I moaned out as I scrathed my head and look around my bedroom. *silence* "Wait!! Why am I in here?? Whose next to me!!?? WHY AM I NAKED!! I thought to myself. I slowly turned my head to see who I ended up sleeping with or worst fucking last night. I could feel the panic set in as I had no recollection of anything that happend last night. "What did I do!!" I screamed on the inside.

As I started to move the blanket away from their face they rolled over facing me. I gasped which woke him more. "Julian??!!" Julian shot up outta the bed like he had just seen a ghost. "(Y/N)!!??". We both stared in silence seemingly checking each other out butt ass naked. "Did we?? Ya know??" I said pointing to his crotch area doing mini air circles with my finger. Julian blushed instantly.. He begins to laugh softly seeing that I was in sheer panic mode at this point. He rubbed my back and told me that I was complaining about being hot undressed and started to cry that I didnt want him to leave me alone.. So to my relief we just slept in the same bed. I took a deep breath and smiled. We caught each others eye and stared once more seemingly studying each and everything we could see. He leaned over and kissed my cheek. "Good morning beautiful sorry I scared you." He began to get outta bed as I caught the view of his morning wood I quickly directed my attention to the window on the opposite side of the room.

We both eventually took showers (not together), got dressed and went to check on everyone else. We both stepped out of my bedroom to see beer bottles and trash everywhere. I sighed as I looked for any sign of Bubbles or Ricky anywhere and to our misfortune did not. I looked up to Julian for some sort of answer. He shrugged and went into the kitchen to refill his glass. I picked up my broom and started to neatly sweep everything into a pile while Julian leaned on the counter watching me. I could sense he wanted to ask me something by the way he was holding his cup just swirling it around. I sigh and stop what I was doing. "What's on your mind??" Julian snapped out of his trance and smiled. "So would you be upset if we "did" bang??" I laughed lightly. "Well no, but I would like to remember when I woke up the next day." I say fluttering my eyes like a begging child.

Our sweet moment was ruined by a loud band from next door. Julian and I looked at each other for a moment before running next door to Ricky's. "COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH" is all we heard running towards Ricky. I wasn't expecting to see Ricky naked as a jay bird aimlessly shooting at nothing. I stopped and quickly turned around before he did. "Ricky what the hell are you doing!?" Julian said as he tried to disarm the naked man. "Fucking squirrels Julian". Ricky said dragging on his huge blunt. "Okay but why are you naked??" Julian said pointing at Ricky. Ricky finally noticed that he was completely naked and that I had my back turned for good reason (not just because I'm an idiot). "Fuck I'm sorry (Y/N), Julian. I was asleep and heard a squirrel in my trailer eating my weed!!" Ricky stated as he covered himself. Julian rolled his eyes and asked me to go back to my trailer till Ricky was decent. Without any arguement I walked straight back into my trailer continuing to clean.

**Julians POV**

I woke up to (Y/N) tugging on the blankets but didn't care to turn over and bother her this early in the morning. So I simply pretended to still be asleep. "Julian!!" Was the very next thing that I heard. She practically screamed which made me jump. "(Y/N)" I couldn't help but stare at how  beautiful she looked scared and flustered. "Did we?? You know??" She pointed and spun her fingers at my crotch. I felt my face heat up almost instantly and knew I was blushing. I rubbed her back and told her that she was complaining about being hot undressed and started to cry that she didnt want me to leave her alone..We caught each others eye and stared once more seemingly studying each and everything we could see. I leaned over and kissed her cheek to ease the tension. "Good morning beautiful sorry I scared you." I started to get outta bed in desperate need to stretch out my body I noticed I had pitched a tent in my boxer. I sighed in hoped (Y/N) didn't see. We both ended up showering (unfortunately not together.. I tried she said "No"..), getting dressed and decided to look for the others outside her bedroom, but no one in sight.

(Y/N) looked up to me for some sort of answer. I shrugged and went into the kitchen to refill my favorite and ONLY glass. (Y/N) picked up her broom and started to neatly sweep everything into a pile while I leaned on the counter watching her. "God was she beautiful". I thought to myself. As I watched her I couldn't help but think about her question earlier **"Did we?? Ya know??" I sat against the counter and swirled my glass which wasn't a usual thing for me to just do. "What's on your mind??" I snapped out of my trance and smiled. "So would you be upset if we "did" bang??". I try to play it off as if I didn't really care, but I did.. Because.. I like her "Well no, but I would like to remember when I woke up the next day." She said fluttering her eyes like a begging child.

I was about to make a move until. *BANG!!* I look at (Y/N) and we both took off to Ricky's. Ricky what the hell are you doing!?" I yelled as I tried to disarm him without having to actually touch him. "Fucking squirrels Julian". Ricky said dragging on his huge blunt as usual. "Okay but why are you naked??" I said pointing at Ricky. Ricky finally noticed that he was completely naked and that (Y/N) had her back turned. "Fuck I'm sorry (Y/N), Julian. I was asleep and heard a squirrel in my trailer eating my weed!!" Ricky stated as he covered himself. I simply rolled my eyes and asked (Y/N) to go back to her trailer till Ricky was decent. Without anything to really say I'm sure (Y/N) walked straight back into her trailer. Ricky smiled and started to get his boxer's on. "So did you and (Y/N) bang??" I choked mid-sip on my drink. I was caught completely off guard. "No Ricky". I said bluntly wiping my chin off. "Well anyway we have a job to do today, so get ready and lets head out." Ricky said now dressed fully.

I honestly didn't want to do a fucking job today,but Ricky is my friend and they would fuck it up if I wasn't there.

"I'm so glad I didn't see Ricky's dick. I don't think I could have dealt with it after this morning". I thought to myself. I finished putting the trash away when Julian came in. "Hey is Ricky okay now??" I say tying my trash bag up. Julian nodded and said he was going to go help him with a job today so he wouldn't be around. I could tell he was upset. "Okay well I'll probably go grocery shopping and such while your gone. I'll be fine." I headed towards the door to take the trash out when Julian stopped me. "Here this is my number if you need me (Y/N)" He hands me a small piece of paper. I happily take it and thank him. "I'm a big girl Julian I can handle myself." I say puffing out my chest. He laughs. "Well just in case it's to much for you to handle "Mighty Mouse" you have it."

We both said bye and I waved at the boys as I walked off my porch. "Be safe, please." I looked at the three of them. "Aww, don't worry (Y/N) we'll be okay" Bubbles said giving me a side hug. "Yeah we do this all the time." Ricky said lighting his cig. I watched the boys pull away. I don't know why I worried so much. I know they can handle themselves, but still I worried for their safety. I walked back into my house and plopped on my sofa admiring how the light hit all my new beautiful plants. I decided to do some research on some of the plant since I had never seen them, but the only problem was that I didn't know where a library was in this town.

I grunted in frustration and layed back on the couch. "I have NO idea where anything is in this town". I rub my head trying to think of something when all of a sudden the was a loud knock on the door. I could only imagine what it could be possibly Randy and Mr. Lahey looking for the boys again I'm sure. I lazily get up to answer the door. "Can I help you??" I say as I obsever the man in front of me. "Hello Miss. Do you happen to know the where abouts of the man that lives next door??"

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