v.a. ━ incorrect quotes, vol i.

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VESPER ALFARO
( incorrect quotes )

DISTRICT SIX ━ [Wears light grey for the Reaping ceremony]HERMIA ━ I see you're breaking out the Spring colours

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DISTRICT SIX[Wears light grey for the Reaping ceremony]
HERMIA ━ I see you're breaking out the Spring colours.

KIRK ━ I want to have babies.
AXEL ━ You want to have babies?!
KIRK ━ It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
BOLT ━ But you can't have babies!
KIRK ━ Don't you oppress me, Bolt!
VESPER ━ We're not oppressing you, Kirk. You don't have a womb.

VESPER ━ I'm younger.
BLYTHE ━ I'm older.
VESPER ━ I'm taller.
BLYTHE ━ I'm shorter.
VESPER ━ I'm smarter.
BLYTHE ━ I'm... not falling for that!

HERMIA ━ Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?
TEAM DISTRICT SIX[Stays silent]
HERMIA ━ ... What?
VESPER ━ One moment, we're considering.

[Eating dinner in the Capitol]
VESPER[Thinking to herself] Blythe, where are you?
VESPER ━ This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.

VESPER ━ Are you okay?
ICARUS ━ Yeah, it's just the onions–
VESPER[To the onions] What the FUCK did you say to him?!

ICARUS ━ I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot which one...
HERMIA ━ You did what?!
IRMA[Spits out drink]
VESPER ━ The way this dinner's going, I hope it's mine.
DALE[Chugs drink]

TELLE ━ Would you slap the boy from Two for a million dollars?
VESPER ━ You mean Boaz? I'd roundhouse kick him in the face for free.

LEVIN ━ So I have made the decision to trust you...
VESPER ━ A horrible decision, really.

ICARUS ━ If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party, and you're all invited.
VESPER"If" you die...
LEVIN ━ Great, the only party I've ever been invited to, and he might not even die.

VESPER ━ Let's play a game. It's called, See Who Can Be Quiet The Longest.
ICARUS ━ Cool! My Mom loves that game!

VESPER ━ 'Tis but a scratch...
ICARUS ━ A scratch? Your arm's off!

VESPER ━ So, can I ask you a question?
ICARUS ━ Yeah.
VESPER ━ Why are we lying in the Cornucopia?
ICARUS ━ You got knocked unconscious, so I lay down next to you so everyone would think we were just chillin'.

IRMA ━ Everyone's having their mid-life crisis at like sixteen.
VESPER ━ Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.



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inspired by: Iydiamartin stilestastic dawngrangers scottmccalling etc...

[ usually people make screencaps to go with the quotes but i just... don't have the time or PATIENCE– anyway these are more like collectively for all the characters in iron, since it covers a lot of the plot points 👀 but that's none of my business.... ]

[ also if you didn't get the first one, it's because people in district six usually wear black and very dark colours, so hermia's like wOW how exciting ]

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