h.n.m. ━ incorrect quotes, vol i

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HALLIE N. MILLER
( incorrect quotes )

 MILLER( incorrect quotes )

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[ THERE SHE GOES ]

SYDNEY ━ You read my diary?!
HALLIE ━ At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

HALLIE ━ Are you high?
STANLEY ━ Hello, am I what?
HALLIEHigh.
STANLEY ━ Hello!

CALVIN ━ Bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A.
HALLIE ━ You thought you just did something, didn't you? Sorry to burst your bubble, but multiple sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
CALVIN ━ Hollie. Wot the fuck.

[Playing Scrabble]
LIAM ━ I will put down my A to make "A."
MAGGIE ━ I will add to your "A" to make "AT."
SYDNEY ━ I will add to your "AT" to make "RAT."
HALLIE ━ I will add to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC."
SYDNEY[Flips the board in anger]

HALLIE ━ Stan texted me "Your adorable" so I texted him back and said "No, YOU'RE adorable."
DINA ━ And?
HALLIE ━ And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I'm not gonna say anything.

HALLIE ━ Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love. Not sex. Not free pizza. Nothing.
CALVIN ━ I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
HALLIE ━ Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half of the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes, as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

RYDER[Locks bathroom door]
RYDER[Shuffles over to full-length mirror]
RYDER[Smooths hair]
RYDER[Inhales deeply]
RYDER[Dabs]

DINA[Holding the door open] After you.
SYDNEY[Blushing] No, after you!
HALLIE[Pushing past both of them] After me.

JENNY ━ It's your turn, Stan. Tell us a secret.
STANLEY ━ Oh, okay... um, I think I might have a crush on Hallie.
SYDNEY ━ Stan, she said a secret.

HALLIE ━ That's ridiculous! Stan doesn't have a crush on me.
SYDNEY ━ Yes he does.
DINA ━ Yes he does.
BRADLEY ━ Yes he does.
JENNY ━ Yes he does.
CALVIN ━ Yes he does.
RYDER ━ Yes he does.
MRS. FOSTER ━ Yes he does.
STANLEY ━ Yes I do.

STANLEY ━ I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Hallie a little bit.
SYDNEY ━ You doodled your wedding invitation.
STANLEYNo, that's our joint tombstone.
SYDNEY ━ My mistake...



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