HALLIE N. MILLER
( incorrect quotes )
[ THERE SHE GOES ]SYDNEY ━ You read my diary?!
HALLIE ━ At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.HALLIE ━ Are you high?
STANLEY ━ Hello, am I what?
HALLIE ━ High.
STANLEY ━ Hello!CALVIN ━ Bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A.
HALLIE ━ You thought you just did something, didn't you? Sorry to burst your bubble, but multiple sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
CALVIN ━ Hollie. Wot the fuck.[Playing Scrabble]
LIAM ━ I will put down my A to make "A."
MAGGIE ━ I will add to your "A" to make "AT."
SYDNEY ━ I will add to your "AT" to make "RAT."
HALLIE ━ I will add to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC."
SYDNEY ━ [Flips the board in anger]HALLIE ━ Stan texted me "Your adorable" so I texted him back and said "No, YOU'RE adorable."
DINA ━ And?
HALLIE ━ And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I'm not gonna say anything.HALLIE ━ Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love. Not sex. Not free pizza. Nothing.
CALVIN ━ I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
HALLIE ━ Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half of the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes, as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.RYDER ━ [Locks bathroom door]
RYDER ━ [Shuffles over to full-length mirror]
RYDER ━ [Smooths hair]
RYDER ━ [Inhales deeply]
RYDER ━ [Dabs]DINA ━ [Holding the door open] After you.
SYDNEY ━ [Blushing] No, after you!
HALLIE ━ [Pushing past both of them] After me.JENNY ━ It's your turn, Stan. Tell us a secret.
STANLEY ━ Oh, okay... um, I think I might have a crush on Hallie.
SYDNEY ━ Stan, she said a secret.HALLIE ━ That's ridiculous! Stan doesn't have a crush on me.
SYDNEY ━ Yes he does.
DINA ━ Yes he does.
BRADLEY ━ Yes he does.
JENNY ━ Yes he does.
CALVIN ━ Yes he does.
RYDER ━ Yes he does.
MRS. FOSTER ━ Yes he does.
STANLEY ━ Yes I do.STANLEY ━ I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Hallie a little bit.
SYDNEY ━ You doodled your wedding invitation.
STANLEY ━ No, that's our joint tombstone.
SYDNEY ━ My mistake...+ BONUS: incorrect quotes w/ images!
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