CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, ANGST, AND FLUFF
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TWITTER CHAT
yjihoon
JIHOON
JEON JUNGKOOK
JUNGKOOK
oh, shit
JUNGKOOK
and btw, it's jeon-kim now 😤
JIHOON
sorry, let me correct myself
JIHOON
JEON-KIM JUNGKOOK
JUNGKOOK
you called?
JIHOON
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU
DONE TO MY LITTLE SISTER
JIHOON
YOU'RE GETTING HER PREGNANT?
JIHOON
she's so innocent and pure minded,
and your coconut ass is gonna corrupt
her
JIHOON
what do you mean she's gonna
be your surrogate?
JIHOON
that means she'll be pregnant
and stuff
JIHOON
that means you or tae has to
fuck her
JIHOON
NO 😤
JIHOON
not on my watch, young man
JUNGKOOK
can i interrupt your massive rant?
JIHOON
yeah, of course
JIHOON
i need to give my fingers a rest
JUNGKOOK
you do know how surrogacy
works, right?
JIHOON
not really 🤷🏻♀️
JIHOON
i only know that your swimmers
have to
JIHOON
go places that i don't want to think
about as a gay man 😔
JUNGKOOK
okay, that's not how surrogacy
works
JUNGKOOK
well, it kinda does
JUNGKOOK
the doctors will mix the sperm
and egg together
JUNGKOOK
and poof 🥰
JUNGKOOK
a child is created and will be born
in the next nine months!
JIHOON
and eaun agreed to that?
JIHOON
or did you force her? 😤
JUNGKOOK
no, we didn't force her at all!
JUNGKOOK
she agreed and she's happy to do it
JIHOON
i don't believe you
JIHOON
she's so young and she's an idol
JIHOON
she's too innocent for this
JUNGKOOK
do you want to ask her yourself?
JUNGKOOK
i can add you to our group chat?
JIHOON
sure
JIHOON
i'm about to pull my hair out
JIHOON
this is stressing me out 😔
JUNGKOOK
you're very overprotective of
her, aren't you?
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𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐄𝐀. | taekook
Fanfiction"twitter is still so fucking gay" - in which jeon jungkook turns up after three years of worrying and angst, and kim taehyung can't be happier to see him. however, jungkook's got more secrets than before SEQUEL TO LGBTWITTER!
