THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

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I was recently informed of the fact that Paul and Stuart's birthdays are on the same month ((can't remember how close to one another)), so now for some reason I'm picturing Paul buying (or even making) a teeny tiny cake, presenting it to Stuart, all reticent and 'Happy Birthday you fuckwad', and when Stu hesitantly accepts it, Paul slams it and smears it all over his face.

It's exactly the kinda petty shit that bitch would do, honestly.

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