Scott: We're back!
Alan: Cool, all the toilets are broken and Gordon's hand is stuck in the ceiling.
Scott:
Virgil: We were gone for ten minute!
*****
Gordon: I'm the most responsible member of this team.
Virgil: How can you say that when Scott is here-
Alan: You literally set the bathroom on fire yesterday.
Gordon: there waS A SPIDER
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Scott: For every action, there is an equal and opposite
Gordon, an intellectual: For every yoink, there is a yeet.
Alan: The lord yeetith and the lord yoinketh away.
John: I think I'm having a stroke.
*****
Gordon: Surgery is just stabbing someones back to life
John: Please never become a surgeon.
*****
John: Good morning
Scott: Good morning
Virgil: You all sound like robots, all "good morning, good morning". Spice it up a little bit!
Gordon, throwing himself from the stairs: WASSUP, MOTHERFUCKERS-
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Gordon: I'd like everyone to take a moment to think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated-
Virgil: what did you do Gordon
Gordon: set my bedroom on fire trying to kill a spider
Virgil:
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Alan: I'll add to your "a" to make "at".
Georgia: Okay, I'll add to your "at" to make "rat".
John: I will add on to your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic."
Gordon: [flips the table] JOHN, I SWEAR TO GOD-
*****
Gordon: i had too many magic beans
Gordon: i can feel the magic coursing through my veins
Gordon, making various hand gestures: i am like doctor strange
Scott: Gordon...?
Virgil: Ignore him, he had nine boxes of tic-tacs.
Scott: oh.
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Virgil: Gordon has zero survival or self preservation instinct. I'm pretty sure he was just born without one
Scott: That can't be true, everyone has-
Virgil: Watch this-
Virgil: Hey Gordon, race you downstairs
Gordon: [jumps out of a two storey window]
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Gordon: Can you believe that fiona was the first disney princess to have red hair, even before ariel did in 1989? that's amazing.
Alan: -But fiona isn't from disney?
John: And Shrek came out in 2001.
Gordon: good for him.
*****
Gordon *eye mask on*: eye spy with my little- hold up... I'M BLIND
Virgil: G-Gordon-
Gordon: *screaming*
Scott: GORDON, BLIND FOLD
Gordon: oh... yeah

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Thunderbirds are go - conversation snippets and virgils injury logbook
FanfictionA book filled with snippets of conversation between the Tracy boys, Georgia and Kayo. Plus Virgil's injury logbook, each time one of the Tracy clan gets an injury it is logged in this book. I saw these ideas somewhere else but I came up with most of...