Scott: I have a plan to get rid of the hood
Scott: here's the plan
Scott: follow the plan
John: ok
Virgil: ok
Kayo: ok
Georgia: no, go fuck yourself
Alan: no offence Scott but we're going to do the exact opposite of that
Gordon: killing him would be so much easier
*****
Georgia: Gordon, why are there bullet holes in our bathroom?
Gordon: I found a cockroach
Georgia:....
Georgia: then?
Gordon: then that fucking beast started flying
Georgia: well fuck that
*****
The hood: but why!? Why would you even save Kayo!? You don't even like her!
Gordon, dragging Kayo to safety: OHANA MOTHER FUCKING BITCH
*****
Scott: hi we're just checking in can I speak with Gordon and Georgia?
Kayo: *looks over to see Gordon and Georgia greasing up a fake robot t-Rex so they can "flinstone" it and slide down the tail* they're... in the bathroom
Scott: Oh... well let me talk to Alan
Kayo: *looks over to see Alan is now being a ref to Georgia and Gordon's old fashion single shot nerf gun duel because the two are settling a disagreement about who slides down the t-Rex first* he's... in the bathroom...
Scott: they're all three in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?
Kayo:.......I'm uh.... going to the bathroom
*****
Grandma: can you please tell me why you two are so late for dinner tonight?
Georgia: well, Alan told us to go to hell
Gordon: we couldn't find it at first, but here we are!
****
Virgil: we need a good lock on the door
Virgil: there are a lot of bad people out there
Scott: *looking towards Kayo, Alan and the twins* there are a lot of bad people in here as well
*****
Alan: Scott is so focused on his paperwork I could say anything and he would agree.
Gordon: oh yeah? Prove it.
Alan: Hey Scott I met this grasshopper and we're really in love! I need $1000 to Mary this grasshopper. is that cool?
Scott: yeah Alan whatever.
Gordon: let me try
Gordon: hey, Scott-
Scott: no, Gordon
*****
Alan: Hey did you guys know that with each degree of temperature rise, violence increases by 20%?
Gordon: We could fight crime by reducing Earth's temperature to zero degrees.
John: Time stops at zero.
Gordon: Crime stops at zero.
*****
Scott: The secret to keeping your own shirts? Buy your siblings the exact same ones.
Gordon, putting on all the shirts: you idiot.
Georgia, doing them same with a different design shirt: you fool.
*****
A civilian: OMG, It's the Thunderbirds!
Another civilian: It's thunderbird 2!
Gordon and Georgia, over TB2's speakers: IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!
*****
Scott: Does anyone have any questions?
Gordon: Why are clothes all different colors but lint is always bluish gray?
Scott: I meant questions about this mission.
(Tumblr)
*****
John: International Rescue, what's your emergency?
Gordon: Hi John, I'm about to be murdered.
John: Alright, can you hold one second please?
Gordon: Yeah sure.
Gordon, to The Hood: He's putting me on hold, can you be patient?
The Hood, with a knife, ready to attack Gordon: Yeah, sure. No problem.
*****
Gordon: -The Moon controls the tides and the human psyche. Wolves know that, that's why they howl at her. It's a tribute.
therapist: ... let's talk about your family.
Gordon: No.
*****
Gordon : Just discovered a neat trick! If you make brownies but don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.
Gordon, half an hour later: Do not do this.
*****
Fuse: Therapy? Expensive as Hell. Saying "sometimes, it do be like that" at everything wrong in my life? Free as heck.
The twins, thinking about their childhood:...it do be like that... sometimes...?
Fuse: That's the spirit!
Scott: No, stop.
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Thunderbirds are go - conversation snippets and virgils injury logbook
FanfictionA book filled with snippets of conversation between the Tracy boys, Georgia and Kayo. Plus Virgil's injury logbook, each time one of the Tracy clan gets an injury it is logged in this book. I saw these ideas somewhere else but I came up with most of...
