Gordon: You can win any argument by saying "shut up nerd" whenever the other person speaks.
John: Actually, you can't.
Gordon: Shut up nerd.
*****
Gordon: Are lobsters mermaid-scorpions?
John:
John: Gordon, it's four in the fucking morning
*****
Gordon: Yeah skincare is paramount for me.
Scott: Paramount to what?
Gordon: I don't know. I just learned that word.
*****
Gordon: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?!
Georgia: ...
Gordon: ...What?
Georgia: Hang on, I'm considering.
*****
Alan: I wrote my last will and testament, because I live my life in constant danger!
Gordon: I wrote my last will and testament coz I'm a dumbass who's gonna kill or maim himself in an extremely stupid way
John: I wrote my last will and testament because life is fleeting and you never know when you or a loved one will die.
Gordon: Ugh, you're kind of a bummer. Anyone ever tell you that?
John: Yeah.
Alan:
*****
Virgil: ....
Gordon: ....
Virgil: I know you don't want to talk about it.
Gordon: I don't want to talk about it.
Virgil: But I think we should talk about it.
Gordon: I don't think we should talk about it.
*****
*When Gordon and Georgia get captured*
Alan: I have a plan.
Scott: You've got a plan?
Alan: Yes.
Scott: First of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
Alan: No, I'm not! People say that all the time, it's not that unique of a thing to say.
Scott: Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.
Alan: I have... part of a plan!
John: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Alan: I dunno. Twelve percent.
Kayo: "Twelve percent"? *breaks into raucous laughter*
Alan: That's a fake laugh.
Kayo: IT'S REAL!
Alan: Totally fake!
Kayo: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!
John: It's barely a concept.
Alan: You're taking his side?
Virgil: It's better than eleven percent.
Scott: What the heck does that have to do with anything?
Alan: Thank you, Virgil.
*****
Virgil: I told you to call me when you guys got home last night
Kayo: Shitty memory who this
Gordon: mmm yeah I got nothing. George?
Georgia: Nope, Alan?
Alan: I was an innocent and sober bystander stuck with 2 drunk 16 year olds who suddenly became really dumb and had no common sense or regard to their personal safety, and a drunk 19 year old who tried to initiate fights with furniture. I was the 16 year old on the side lines I ain't goin down with you on this...
Kayo, Gordon and Georgia:........ hehehe
Virgil: Alan you leave, the rest of you-
Kayo, Gordon and Georgia: *runs*
Virgil: GOD FUCKING DA- ALAN EVACUATE THE PREMISIS, EVERYONE KEEP KAYO AND THE TWINS AWAY FROM ALAN THIS IS A CODE RE- COLOUR WORSE THAN RED, WE COULD HAVE AN ASSASINATION ABOUT TO OCCUR
Alan: *unholy screeching*
*****
Gordon: Fuck, I want to die,
Scott: Hey, language!
Gordon: Heckity heck, I crave death.
Scott: better : )
*****
Georgia: I'm pretty sure I'm going to Hell because of our twinship.
Gordon: Last one there wins!
*****
Scott: Is it bad?
Gordon, bleeding profusely from a knife stab to his stomach: As opposed to good?
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Thunderbirds are go - conversation snippets and virgils injury logbook
FanfictionA book filled with snippets of conversation between the Tracy boys, Georgia and Kayo. Plus Virgil's injury logbook, each time one of the Tracy clan gets an injury it is logged in this book. I saw these ideas somewhere else but I came up with most of...
