Georgia: So, what time does the judgemental express arrive?
Gordon: John gets here at noon.
*****
Alan: Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
Gordon: Yes.
*****
*alan, Georgia and Gordon are 9yrs old*
Alan: Scotty?
Scott: Yes?
Georgia: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Scott:
Scott: Where's Gordon.
Georgia: singing ring a ring a Rosie in the washing machine...
Alan: well he was but it's silent now...
Scott: *sprints off going into cardiac arest*
*****
Gordon: well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend
Georgia: the dawning realization you messed up real bad?
Gordon: and the winner is- wait what?
*****
Gordon: being the family disappointment is a difficult job, but someone's gotta step and take one for the team.
Georgia: but we couldn't leave that to Gordon, alone...
Kayo: of course not
Alan: that is why we have stepped up and joined him as well
*****
Gordon: this is actually going pretty adequately
Georgia: we have a problem
Gordon: andright on schedule! all adequatelyness has evacuated the rescue sight
*****
Virgil: Gordon, what kind of idiot are you?
Gordon: *face lights up and super excited* huh, I didn't know I had a choice, I mean I lack common sense, and booksmarts, and general smartishness...
Virgil: *facepalms*
*****
Gordon & Georgia: to us be yourself is terrible advice
Gordon & Georgia: Coz we will prolly destroy half the universe and kill every living being, then die ourselves coz we did something dumb.... and we'll be giant freakazoids as well
*****
Scott: GORDON, WHY DID YOU BREAK ALANS WRIST?!
Gordon: *completely monotone* he stole my Doritos. He shall pay the price.
Kayo: I'd do the same thing
Scott: what tHE FUCK
*****
Virgil: Gordon are you alright? You got shot!
Gordon: yeah, I'm fine I've been shot before.
Virgil: okay but- wait, you got shot before?
*****
Georgia: I'm so fancy...
Alan: You already know
Gordon: I'm in the fast lane, from LA to Tokyo-
John: there is no road from LA to Tokyo you imbeciles
*****
Gordon: hey john watcha doin?
John: just converting oxegyn into carbon dioxide
Gordon: why are you always doing sciencey stuffy ma bobs?
John: breathing, Gordon. I'm breathing!
YOU ARE READING
Thunderbirds are go - conversation snippets and virgils injury logbook
FanfictionA book filled with snippets of conversation between the Tracy boys, Georgia and Kayo. Plus Virgil's injury logbook, each time one of the Tracy clan gets an injury it is logged in this book. I saw these ideas somewhere else but I came up with most of...
