Gordon, getting an F in a geography test: why won't god just kill me?
Confused smother hen Scott: ...
Confused smother hen Scott: you wanna talk about something squid?
——
Gordon, Getting hit by one of hoods bad guy: your mum hit me harder than that!
Vaguely embarrassed Virgil: ...... GORDON
——
Gordon, falling and being impaled: well this is a cause for minor concern...
Confused and worried space case (John): ....bitch...u good?
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Gordon, being hit by a falling rock in a cave rescue: what the fuck, Richard!
Internet fluent Kayo who knows exactly what's happening: now is not the fucking time Gordon
——
Gordon, getting roundhouse kicked in the face by someone staging a fake rescue: aw fuck, I can't believe you done this!
Georgia and Alan, well educated meme lords: *aplauding*
*****
Gordon and Georgia *over comms*: drunk piloting!
Alan : please message me when you get back
*later*
Gordon and Georgia: LAND HO BITCH
*****
Gordon: Why don't We ever get to pilot 2? Is it because you're the guy? The big macho man?
Georgia: yeah what's up with that are we just not worthy of this opportunity?
Virgil: No. It's coz I didn't think your little feet would reach the pedals
*****
Virgil: I relate to Belle because she has the same colouring as me, she's imaginative, and she loves people for their souls.
Gordon: I relate to tinkerbell because if she's not the centre of attention she dies
Georgia: honestly same
*****
Scott: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
John: I'd say even infinitesimally.
Gordon: And I'd say teenily-weenily, I get it, we're all good at words.
*****
Alan: What do people in their twenties do except go to the grocery store?
John: Sometimes we lie in bed, paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable.
Kayo : And then we go get snacks!
(Tumblr)
*****
Scott: We're going out in public, I expect you to be on your best behavior.
Gordon: Yeah Virgil
Kayo: and Alan,
Kayo and Gordon: are you two listening?
Scott: I only meant you two so basically just don't set anything on fire, get arrested, kill anyone or get killed, promise?
Kayo and Gordon, fingers crossed behind their backs: promise
Virgil: u do realise they had their fingers crossed right
[smoke alarm in the distance, police yelling and chasing Kayo and Gordon, Gordon and Kayo attempting to zip line down a banner]
Alan: if anyone asks we are in no way related to those 2 we disown them starting now
[Everyone nods in agreement]
*****
Scott: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Scott: [aggressively throws water bottle at Gordon]
Gordon: oUCH!
Georgia: ha
Scott: [aggressively throws water bottle at Georgia]
Georgia: hey oUCH!
Gordon: ha
Virgil: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Scott: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Alan, crying: It's working
*****
Gordon: [does one push up]
Gordon: I could kill a god I'm so fucking strong
*****
Gordon: I wasn't hurt that badly! The doctor said all the bleeding was internal!
Gordon: That's where bloods supposed to be!
(Brooklyn 99)
*****
Alan [texting Gordon]: Did you just hang up on me because I said 'on fleek'?
Gordon[responding]: Yes. Zero tolerance policy.
*****
The Hood: He's really making me nervous now
Gordon: *Waving mallet around* Good! Give me a reason to use it I dare you!
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Thunderbirds are go - conversation snippets and virgils injury logbook
FanfictionA book filled with snippets of conversation between the Tracy boys, Georgia and Kayo. Plus Virgil's injury logbook, each time one of the Tracy clan gets an injury it is logged in this book. I saw these ideas somewhere else but I came up with most of...
