Matt and Pidge's Birthday (sorry it's late) Dirty, Dirty stuff

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~~Time skip 3 weeks~~

lance.mcclain: Babe...I stole one of your hoodies...
kogane_keith: does it fit?
lance.mcclain: not really....
kogane_keith: mhm shortie
lance.mcclain: shut up cutie!

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lance.mcclain: no matter what @kogane_keith says, I am not that short!!
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kogane_keith: my 6'0" to your 5'6" begs to differ
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katie_is_gay: ohhhh get roasted!!
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lance.mcclain: shut up gremlin!

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908k likeskatie_is_gay: Happy birthday to me bitch! And Matt too >:) we about to fuck shit up802k commentsmattholt: fuck yeah we are!|katie_is_gay: this is the one time I condone you as my brother 😂|mattholt: honestly same

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katie_is_gay: Happy birthday to me bitch! And Matt too >:) we about to fuck shit up
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mattholt: fuck yeah we are!
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katie_is_gay: this is the one time I condone you as my brother 😂
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mattholt: honestly same

punk_rock-xy: happy b-day bb 😘 love U
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katie_is_gay: aww thanks sweetie
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punk_rock-xy: you look hot btw 😉
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katie_is_gay: *chokes on water*

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mattholt: almost old enough to drink in America-
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shirogane: but not old enough
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mattholt: yeah yeah dAd but we live in London so-
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shirogane: fuck you
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mattholt: go fuck Adam
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adam.w: bitch what? Nope- that's rape- I have enough children!
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shirogane: babe calm down-

josh_daniels: happy birthday 🎊🥰
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mattholt: 🥰💞 thx
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katie_is_gay: *insert throw up noises*

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josh_daniels: so- what do you want to do for your birthday?

mattholt: the answer is more like who do I want to do me? And you know the answer

josh_daniels: is this payback from my birthday?

mattholt: you bet my sore ass

josh_daniels: I'm SoRrY!! Either way I get to fuck you so~

mattholt: aw shit what have I done-

this is so dirty— I'm sorry

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