ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

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good day peasants this is Xander speaking ya'll I'm in the band and i'm da king if you don't know me I'll eat your first born child lmao 

anyways, alltimehobo / maegan is not around cause idek maybe she's too busy pulling Jet out of his closet

ok so she told me she needs a break and that she needs to obsess over bands or maybe she just busy lying on the floor and not thinking so she won't be updating sooner. maybe a day or two watvr she said sorry not sorry she's such a badass 

but i'll try to force her lazy ass ok? ok. ok.

so you guys like the new cover? 

the dude is ugly i know. maegan shoulda put me as the book's cover but she was stubborn and a dumbhoe-bag ok anyways that's all. well, if anyones reading this stupid book about jet's ugly and pathetic life she should've just wrote a book about me and my flawlessness and my muscles and my sexiness oh, and jeremey is a big ugly blonde emo muthahf terw35ugydxfj 

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HEY GUYS! Sorry about that. Jeremy here. Okay. Well that douche won't let me take my turn so I had to smash him on the keyboard. Anyways, don't listen to Xander, he's a jerk. Maegan's quite busy blablabla so she won't be updating sooner. Maybe a couple of days. We're so sorry for that.

Hmm... ok. I guess we have to go now. We have band rehearsals. Y'know, for Jet. He's been dying to play this certain song to a girl. But oh well, he's in love and all that crap. 

I just asked Troy if he has something to say but he just shrugged. Well, he's the silent type. He usually ignore me but surprise surprise. 

Eric says "Be nice and pray." Ok listen to him he's nice. Don't listen to Xander he's evil. ok. That's all. Bye :) I'M GAY

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peazants this is Xander yow my face hurts like hell. Jeremy is such a b1tch I hate him. I had to wait for an hour for him to get his ass off the computer so I can edit this chapter. He's a liar he lies he sits in the throne of lies. He's so talkative and ughhhhh I'm so telling Maegan when she gets back. He's so annoying he's like a human headache. ok. I have no idea why he did that probs cause he's ugly and he doesn't have a penaynay

OH LOOK. JEREMY SAID HE'S GAY. I SO DIDN'T EDIT THAT *hihihi* >:)

I'm so perf  #xanderisperf #flawslessbeast

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