Aaron?
Yo?
Can you please take care of Jen for me while I'm out?
No.
Please. Pretty please?
Is she sexy?
Ew.. What's wrong with you, dude? It's my cat.
Oh.
So, will you?
No. Why would I do that?
Um... I'll buy you a new Taylor Swift CD?
Woah. Really?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
And Aaron...
Hm?
Just in case, my cat's male.
Whaaaa...
...
Screw her.
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Someone please stop me and tell me my humor sucks or y'all will have to bear with it all along.
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Neighbours - A dialogue story
Short Story[Completed] Recently, Amy has bought and moved in a new apartment. Everything is so perfect and according to her taste. Well, except..... A PAIN IN THE ASS ANNOYINGLY COCKY NEIGHBOUR WHOSE FRICKING OBSESSED WITH TAYLOR SWIFT! Amy's words, not mine.
