texting (l.s)

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harry: louis tomlinson has a ring to it if i gotta be honest

louis: aww harreh

louis: pardon me

louis: i was gonna say horton

harry: shut up lewis

louis: u gotta tell me ur full name now

harry: nope

harry: i dont trust u

louis: bruh for all i know u could be a psycho butcher who's out for a purge

louis: but i still told u bc yolo

louis: and im not gonna kidnap u i swear

louis: u wouldn't be my primary choice anyway

harry: still nope

louis: please

harry: nein

louis: pls

harry: nah

louis: pretty please *bats 2 ft long eyelashes*

harry: styles

louis: u made it up

louis: no way that's ur surname

harry: why not

louis: that some made up shii

harry: why would i lie lmfao

harry: look me up on ig if u want

louis: ok maybe u didn't make it up

harry:

louis: so ur middle name is edward

louis: HORTON EDWARD SUCKASS AHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHA

harry: 💀💀