who said i was a virgin?

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Me and my group were outside in the town to celebrate our victory even though it ended up being me and rimuru doing all the work after being shocked of that time we went to the brothels with the red virago

But we decided to shrug it off as we went outside on a restaurant to party while rimuru was running his mouth off completely drunk on slime on how the red virago was the worst goddess of all existence without mentioning the brothel part

"Come on she only did it so se could live a bit"i said

"YOU SHUT UP!!!IT'S NOT LIKE I'M THE ONE LIVING WITH A SEXY AUNT AND TWO FOX GIRLS WITH ME!!!YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT WHILE I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH A PINK HAIRED DEMON LORD!!!"he shouted as everyone laughed

"He has yet to make a move on me though~"said renka as she looked at me as she had a lustful expression on her face

Rimuru then stepped in

"I'LL TELL YOU WHY!!!I REMEMBER WHAT THAT BASTARD TOLD ME

I NO!!LOOK AT ME I CAN'T DO IT WITH HER SINCE I WANTED TO SAVE HER FROM THAT KIND OF THING!!DOING THAT WOULD BE BOTH SELFISH AND SINFUL!!

BULLSHIT!!IF YOU WON'T DO IT WITH HER THEN WHAT ABOUT THE MOM?!"he shouted as felicia

"Like you said!!!it's her mother!!"I shouted standing up on the table with him

"OH OF COURSE YOU HAVE MORALITY WITH THESE SORT OF THINGS!!YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW AMAZING FOX GIRLS ARE!!!YOU TOLD ME HOW THEY'RE PERFECTION!!!"shouted rimuru as I blushed like a tomato

"AT LEAST I'M NOT AROUSED BY TENTACLES LIKE A DEGENERATE!!!WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD LIEK SUCH THINGS?!"I asked him as he started to unzip his pants

"LIKE MR. OZYMANDIAS SAID I'LL SHOW YOU MY MANLINESS!!"he said as Jeremiah and red B started to lift up his pants but they couldn't as he was too strong and luna and shadow went to help them

And I was then pulled downwards as hannah stuffed my head in her chest

"What is this talk about fox girls being better?what about these puppies?"she asked before renka grabbed him and shoved him in her chest

"It means what it means,come on Y/n tell her!besides,you've already seen me naked before right?"she said as everyone stopped what they were doing as felicia's face was now flushing red as she remembered the hot springs

"GIVE ME A BREAK!!!"I shouted

+++++++++++++++?????++++++++++++++

Outside the restaurant was mizuki herself who didn't want to stay with sarah as the latter would turn things in a sexual way whenever someone talked to her which some didn't complain

She heard renka talk the last bit

"Crap!I have to let sarah know!the kid is using her as his personal sex toy!"she said as she ran away and passed through a forest to go to the hotel the fast way

As she was starting to run along the forest she then tripped on something and readjusted herself

'Someone's here,my basic instinct would prevent me from falling over anything that isn't intentional

Someone's here!'

"Who's there?"she said as she was pulling out a katana

"Unholy maiden with a holy heart you and your body are too precious for this world,therefore allow me to protect you"said a strange voice as then vines started to coil around her in a particular fashion as they then dragged her inside a cave leaving behind her only her katana

++++++++++++the next day+++++++++++
                               Y/n PoV

I was peacefully asleep in the room I shared with shadow and rimuru as this time I was in the big bed while they had to cramp themselves in the smaller one but while I was enjoying my sleep I heard someone call me up

"Hey kid!kid wake up!!WAKE UP!!"it was arkhaon who was trying to wake me up

But then I was smacked in the head with a glove as i got up pissed off

"WHAT IS IT?!"I asked furious

"You got visitors"he said as he then dissapeared the moment the door was flung open revealing felicia and jeremiah coming in

"Y/n it's horrible!!"said luna

"What is it?they ran out of pancakes?"I asked them rubbing my eyes

"NO!!

MIZUKI HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!"

+++++++++++near the cave+++++++++++

Students were gathered near the cave where their comrade mizuki dissapeared leaving behind her only her katana

"So why can't we get in?"asked renka

Tamamo mae then pointed to sign that said

Only the unpure of body and pure of heart can enter this cave

"Because you need to be unpure physically and pure in your heart to get in"she said

"Meaning?"

"A pure hearted non virgin"she said

"Then I better go"said red B as he was stopped right at the entrance by a barrier

"Just because you turned over a new leaf doesn't mean you're pure hearted"said rimuru

"But still there either pure hearted virgins or scummy non virgins,there can't be both"said shadow

How wrong was she from a distance she then heard Y/n's voice shout

"DON'T WORRY MIZUKI I'M COMING!!!"he shouted as he was neo passing by them with a whale on his back

"Wait y/n you can't enter you're still a virg-"she didn't finish as he had already crossed over the barrier

Then everyone stopped,the ones that didn't care did a 180° turn pile owls

"What?

How?




WHO?"

Meanwhile

In the main emperium in her office was the main prostitute of the emperor doing the paperwork for her emperor when all of a sudden

"ACHOO!"

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I don't even care if I end up getting the likes of Jeanne d'arc or karna

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I don't even care if I end up getting the likes of Jeanne d'arc or karna

I JUST WANT MORDRED!!!

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