the kindest tyrant

men of culture

I was staying for hours with a group of men who were having a serious discussion about serious topics as I was listening closely so I could take In as much info as i could and share it with rimuru later on

(Who's up for some lemon juice debate?)

"You got it completely wrong!the bigger the nips the more it's easier to hold and play around with!"said a man named stank

"What if the entire boob is a nipple?she would look like a hellspawn!"responded the elf by the name of zel

"To be honest I'd say hips are where it's at since that's where the most fun is going on"said a little midget called kanchal

"Yeah true and that's where most people look to see if a girl is worth it or not what do you think crim?"asked a furry guy
Named brooz

"Don't lump me in with you guys!!"said a blonde angel named crim

"Now that I think about it What's your opinion on this kid?as a fellow guy who lost his virginity and did it with another girl?"

"What?you're completely wrong I have never done something like this!"I said as I thought I could just use this as a joking material with rimuru,and even if I would do it with someone I would wait until I'm proud to show off

(We ran out of lemon juice let me go restock)

"What are you saying kid?you must first lose your virginity to enter here"said zel

"What?is that why my friends aren't coming down?"I asked

"Maan you got it figured out kid!who did you do it with?"asked stank

"Excuse me a second"i excused myself as I walked away for a bit and behind a rock

"Arkhaon?"

"Yeah?"

"Explain"

He stayed silent for a while before he spoke up

"The new head prostitute is amazing"

"YOU MORON!!"I shouted outloud

"What?!i had to!!"

"YOU HAD TO DO IT FIRST THING AFTER COMING BACK?!"i shouted even angrier

"I GOT MY PRIORITIES!!!"

I then decided to take deep breaths,trying to come to terms with the fact that I won't lose my virginity to the person I was hoping for

"Didn't you say it would be sinful if you did it with that renka girl?"

"SHUT UP!!"I shouted as I blushed more than I should and decided to go back to the other guys

Are you okay?you were screaming behind that rock for a while now"asked stank

"No no I'm okay but where did you guys find me?"I asked

"In the lava,are you an angel or something?you were taking it on like a champ I have to say"said zel showing to a particular spot

'It's because I'm still a demi God'I thought

"Oh that?it's nothing to worry about don't worry but what brings you guys here?"

"Well we're guys who wanted to do the same as that chaos emperor which is having as much sex as we can before we die because as much as the guy sucks he still knows the priorities of a man

So when we heard we could get ten free passes for visits to any brothels of our choice we came here without hesitation

And you?"asked brooz

"I came here because a girl I know got captured but now she's in that castle"i said pointing to the towering castle

"It would take an army for us to enter this place"

"Yeah and it doesn't seem like we're getting help anytime soon nor is there a way to get out of there"said kanchal

"We'll just have to make due with what we have"said stank

"Wait so you guys still have your abilities?"I asked them

"Yeah why?do you have yours?"

"The moment i crossed a barrier taking me here i completely lost my powers,if I had them this would be as easy as done"i said

"It's okay but you can still pack a punch right?that's all we'll need and with zel beefing you up with his magic you'd make the perfect decoy while we go and rescue them"

"But how will we get in?"asked brooz

"Here's the thing let me explain how we're doing it"

+++++++++++++mizuki PoV+++++++++++

I was in the room with the other women as It somehow turned into a subject about the kid

"And then he stayed on the island and fought the robot version of himself also did you guys ever see like a planet coming into orbit and then abruptly dissapearing?"I asked them

"I remember it did happen"said mitsue the old lady

"I got so scared back then"said tiaplate the salamander

"Yeah he managed to stop it from hitting the earth

But still it's not like I like the kid,he somehow manipulated my sister into going with him"

"Maybe she saw his pure heart and decided it was better for her to go with him and i can tell you too want to go am I right?"asked mitsue

"What?!pffft,as if I'd ever go with that brat"

"But he does seem to care about you a great deal,I mean he came here  even having lost his powers to save you"said milky

"Come on,give it a couple of hours and the others will come storming in and raid the castle"said mizuki as she was also trying to reassure herself when all of a sudden she heard someone shout outside

"HEY YOU PIECE OF JUNK COME HERE AND GET SOME!!!YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH BECAUSE YOU GOT A KICKASS ARMOR?!WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!I'M NOT LEAVING THIS PLACE UNTIL I GET MIZUKI BACK!!"I then looked outside to see Y/n there on his own ready to take on the knight

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