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Dev and Dice go to chuck e cheese

The devil drove into the parking lot with ease his hands on the wheel and his eyes and mind straight on the road. He tried his best not to bump into other cars , not because it would damage  their cars but because he didn't want to scratch his new car. He finally managed to get his eyes on an open spot and quickly claimed it stopping his engine when his car was rightfully placed. The first thing that hit his senses was the sent, it was  absolutely horrid. It was like gym locker room meets old molding pizza which wasn't far of considering this was a pizza place catering to bratty snot nosed kids. The devil cringed at the thought of how much more it was going to smell when he actually went inside. The next thing he noticed was the millions of kids running around screaming like they were on fire and he knew from personal experience that the noises they were making was definitely what it sounded like in hell 24/7. Finally his eyes met the Illuminating sign which was switched on because of the darkness that the night usually bought and it read 'Chuck E Cheese'. CHUCK your cheese was more like it he thought. It was an awful place to be yes, than why is he here you ask? Because, apparently this was the number one place where drug dealers make their deals. Yes that's right the low scum of the world where attempting to hit even lower by dealing drugs in a place that was supposed to be family friendly, not that he cared much humanity was evil from the beginning so it's not that unforseen. But what did tik him off was the fact that he had to come get the drugs for his private party here by himself! The reason for this is the fact that he didn't trust any of his workers to come get it for him since they would all use it themselves, his imps would just sell it off and Dice was no where to be seen (which is understandable because his shift ended two hours ago but still!). The devil signed and stared at the sign for two more seconds when suddenly he heard a yawn from the backseat. Without thinking he threw a knife in the direction of the sound and turned around to see none other then his right hand man king dice who looked like he had just peed his pants. "Dice what the hell ,why are you in here!" Dice tried his best to compose himself as swiftly as possible knowing that if he took more than three milliseconds his boss would only get angrier so his words came out a bit shaky " Um- I was just um t-taking a nap." The devil than went from angry and confused to tired and confused (also understandable since Dice pulls dumb crap like this way to often) " Dice why are you taking a nap in my car and not in your own bed!" The devil growled. Now it was Dice's turn to be confused " But boss I am in -!" Dice quickly cut himself off after looking around and realizing that this was in fact the back of his bosses very expressive car and not his bedroom. Something finally clicked in his head something so embarrassing that it made him want to throw himself out the window and never talk about his ever again, but since his boss was steadily growing impatient he decided that lying would be his best bet. "Oh um, the sleeping pills the doctor gave me must have taken affect sooner than I thought" Dice said chuckling hoping that his boss would buy that and leave him alone on the subject (gosh the backseat was still sticky from what he had done in here!) The devil looked suspicious for a second but then just shrugged it off and carried on studying the place. Dice sighed in relief but it was short lived as he looked out the window to see what his boss was looking at and what he saw disgusted him. "Ugh! Boss, why are you at Chuck e cheese this place sucks!" The devil looked over at his lackey and started to explain (albeit a little annoyed) " I'm here to pick up some cocaine for the party, but now that you're here I'm gonna give you the honor of going and getting it for me." Satisfied with his answer and Dice's ovious why-you-little-bitch face he leaned over smiling and opened Dice's door " Go on get going" the devil said grin getting whyder. Dice huffed annoyed and stepped out of the car making a beeline towards the door the devil sat there waiting for a few minutes when suddenly dice comes back looking quite embarrassed and knocked on his widow asking him to open up. The devil  obliged. "What's wrong dice can't find the guy or something?" The devil asked confused because dice knew what there drug dealers looked like. Dice kicked his heel on the ground and said something inaudible " What?" Dice sighed and spoke again " They wouldn't let me in" "Why?" Dice looked up again only to look down when his boss met his eyes. After a few seconds he spoke again " Because....they won't let a child in without an adult" the devil looked at him like he was making a joke and insulting his intelligence but when he didn't see dice laugh at the supposed joke he started laughing like there was no tommorow. Dice blushed a deep purple waiting for his bosses laughter to subside. When it finally did Dev stepped out of the car wiping a few tears from his eyes and waved for dice to follow him. 'asshole' Dice thought but still followed behind anyway

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When they did get in the restaurant the sounds and smells of the place made it almost impossible not to gag and tell everyone to shut up but that aside about the place  the devil got them a table near the stage and they sat down waiting for their drug dealer friend to give them a call. The devil looked at the stage for a few minutes and then looked at Dice who was bordly studying a menu hoping to find anything to pass the time before Dev could even half start a conversation a perky little red hair waitress ran over " Hi welcome to Chuck e cheese what can I get for ya!" The lady said looking expectedly at  the devil. Dev said a Coke and looked over at Dice with the lady and when the lady saw how bored dice looked she piped up again. "Aaaaahhhh, come on young man your at Chuck e cheese be happy!" Dice looked at her like she had just asked him to be happy about his dead cat. "Oh, don't be like that don't you like arcades!" Dice perked up at this news "arcade!!" The lady giggled as Dice looked at Dev and pretty pleased him to let him go play. The devil sighed but gave him the money anyway and waved him away (and he would never say how much his heart and cheeks warmed at Dice's smile filled with child like wonder ) and Dice ran off to this magical arcade.

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When dice entered the arcade with his newly acquired tokens he was already struck with the problem of not knowing what to play, but he did know what he wanted to win the huge bag of white sherbet. "It's go time."

________ 1 hour later

The devil sat in his seat bored out of his mind it had been an hour of waiting and still no sign of the guy and Dice had completely disappeared too. He had tried listening to the background noise but after the fifth repetitive pop song about girls getting or wanting a boyfriend he went off and started looking for Dice. He walked into the play area and regretted it as not only the smell of sweaty armpits was in there but also the smell of dead animals and 'body fluids' he shivered but continued his search for dice (and the possible drug dealer) after 20 minutes of failed searching he decided to start  asking around. But before he could even utter a word to anyone he heard prepewbesant voices start to chant "Go Dice, go Dice, Go Dice!" It was coming from down the hall so he started following it. And what he saw left him in aw. There stood Dice playing some sort of dance game that gives you alot of tickets if you did all the right moves and Dice was doing it perfectly! (He was dancing to hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears if you were wondering 🤣) And as the end of the song rolled in the tickets started pouring out,it was beautiful in some really weird rom com way. Dice quickly collected all the tickets not even seeing him, just running straight passed all the way to the prize counter to collect some sort of thing in a zip lock bag from a dead inside teen. The devil chuckled and followed behind and when he got up behind him an evil idea came to the forefront of his mind 'Dice doesn't know I'm here yet... I'ma scare him!' just as he got into position to scare Dice however he started talking unexpectedly "Hey boss,what ya doing?" The devil jumped a little but hid it behind an obvious fake cough "Nothing.... Hey what's in the bag?" Dev said finally noticing the bag that Dice had in his hands. Dice stood up a bit taller proud of his video game doing it seemed " It's a package of pure sherbet" Dice proudly placed the package into Devs unprepared hands and beamed. At first Dev laughed but than he realized something ' zip lock bag, white powder ' "Oh shit, Dice! This is the cocaine I've been looking for you dumb sh-!" Before Dev could finish he realized how the room had suddenly gotten too quite. He slowly turned around to find the whole restaurant staring at them. Dice could only nervously chuckle as Dev just walked out with the baggie Dice stayed for two more seconds as all the adults silently judged him Dice felt bad .... Until he didn't and walked out following the devil.
And that was the story of how Dev and Dice scarred some children for life thank you!

Bones:

Devil: " Dice why the hell is the back of my car sticky!"
Dice: " NO REASON!!"

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Moral of the story is don't take your kids to Chuck e cheese because some goat and Dice man might start yelling about drugs
Have a lovely bubble day everybody 😅