Poop || Caspar

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Dam! As I leave the room, I swear. Why did Joe lie about that? I was hoping it was true...

I'm gay, firstly. Which I'm happy with. I always thought gay people are brave amd defiantly amazing. Do I have a problem with gay? No, there's nothing wrong with gay people they are normal.

But that's the first thing. The second is that I like Joe. JOE. AND ALOT! He smells which I hate. But he smiles and I die. I get fluttery. At first I thought I'd die because I didn't think he was gay but then he told me he was and I couldn't be happier. But I had to tell him. Let it out. Spill the juice. Mix the cream. I don't know!

"JOE I LOVE YOU AND NO IM NOT KIDDING IM SERIOUSLY NOT, I LIKE YOU MORE THAN NORMAL AND IM NOT KIDDING" I scream at him as I turn around.

Caspar. You Poop.

Joe stares in shock at me, confused. "Your joking!" He suddenly laughs, but for some reason it seems fake. I am too tired to argue so I nod.

Ugh.

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