Faux Pas Girls 1: Game On, Master (Monique)

Chapter 7: Judgement circle

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I woke up late with a nasty hangover. I groggily scanned the entirety of the unfamiliar room before it hit me that I was at the clubhouse. The memories of the night before got me staring at the ceiling longer than I intend to.

To my pechay's disappointment, yeah, hindi ako diniligan ni Callan. Kahit tikim, wala. Iginalang ako kahit binabastos ko siya. Go figure. Gaya ng sabi niya, we talked. About a lot of things, actually. It surprised me that I could talk that long na hindi ang mga pokie ang kausap. It also surprised me na hindi siya nakikipag-usap for his dick. I know a lot of guys who talks with their dicks in mind. Some talk smart to impress girls to bed them. Some talk love to lure girls to bed them. Some talk horny to fish girls to bed them. Callan talks as if he's genuinely interested with my thoughts than my pechay.

Later in the night, inihatid ni Rel sa kuwarto namin ang purse ko at shopping bags ko. Inihatid din niya ang backpack ni Callan. Si Kylo naman, naghatid ng beer at pagkain. Nangunguna sa balita na walang gagawing kahalayan si Callan.

Naunang mag-shower sa 'kin si Callan para magbihis. I tried to peek inside but before I could even turn the knob of the bathroom, he told me it was lock and that if I tried to pick it and actually saw him naked, he'd never think about doing it with me. Hindi naman ako natatakot sa gano'n talaga... but the honorable poks in me jumped out and respected his choice. Yeah. It's sad.

Nag-shower din ako pagkatapos niya. Nagbihis kahit mas gusto kong maghubad. Uminom kami ng beer at nagpapak ng chips at fish skins. At hindi ko alam kung ano'ng oras ako eksakto inantok, but I was still looking at Callan when the bed got so inviting that I just had to lie down. Kinumutan pa 'ko ng hayup. I smirked because it was too telenobela, but I'd admit that it also felt nice.

And now, it's morning. The poks in me regretted not having him last night. The Audrey Hepburn in me felt relieved for some reason.

But where is he? Nilayasan ako, first thing in the morning?

Nangapa ako sa kama para sa phone ko. I found it underneath the comforter, at nasa may paanan ko na. There's a lot of notifications. Fashion news and gossips to read. Text messages from home. Missed calls na I'd rather not check right now for my peace of mind. Social apps notifications. Dating apps messages. And, whoa, Callan sent a message.

| From Callan @callandoesnttweet
Good morning. I left before you wake up
but that's not to insult you. I just have a thing
to do early this morning.
See you in school, baby.

I smirked. Paasang baby.

| From Thirsty Monique @moniquebabyyyy:
Not a good morning. I woke up with a tuyot na tuyot na pechay. Padilig naman, Sirrrr. 😚

Mabilis bumalik ang reply niya.

| From Callan @callandoesnttweet
I'm not a farmer.

My smile disappeared. Is he joking? Is this humor? Because he seriously has to work on it.

| From Thirsty Monique @moniquebabyyyy:
You're as dry as my pechay. 🙄

| From Callan @callandoesnttweet
Haha.

Nailing ako at nag-exit na sa twitter app. Humilata ako at nag-check sa GC ng mga poks. I was squinting 'cause my eyes were hurting a little. Maybe I should sleep more later. Pero kakain muna siguro ako. Magpapa-food delivery na lang.

Nanlaki ang mata ko at nasilaw na 'ko sa brightness ng phone bago ako mahinang matawa. Callan responded on behalf of me sa group chat.

| Pokies Rule The World
Zia: Busy? Are you ploking na?
Amber: Send dick pics
Zia: Is he big?
Amber: Send dick pics 🤤
Zia: Is HE that GOOD? You can't chat?
Zia: Dick pic first! Nudes!
Amber: Send dick picssss 🤤🤤🤤