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Today, 6:27 pm

aussie.chan
Lee Felix.

Typing...

aussiecb97
F-Full name..?

aussie.chan
Do you happen to know what caused
Jisung to knock my head and ask "is
a brain in there" then crash to the floor
while screaming 'fucking clowns' because
I'm pretty sure he said he was texting
you earlier.

aussiecb97
I... I'm sorry..

Chan... Am I Fiona?

aussie.chan
Wait what

aussiecb97
Fiona starts with F and has five
letters like my name Felix

That's why CB97 approached me haha yes
he must've mistaken me for Fiona from wow

aussie.chan
Sigh

What in the fuck?

aussiecb97
He took me for lunch

Like he said he'd take the noona
from wow to a restaurant

aussie.chan
Ok ok stop god listen for a second

I'm sure he took you on the date
because it's you

You're Felix, not Fiona

Now go get some rest before you get
stranger ideas

aussiecb97
Date...?

You think I went on a date with CB97..?

aussie.chan
Lunch* but why wouldn't you? he's
your favourite idol

aussiecb97
You'd be fine with me going on a date
with someone else.

It wouldn't bother you.

aussie.chan
...that wasn't a question.. What
are you implying?
Seen

Felix
Seen

aussiecb97
You made him cry -Minho

aussie.chan
But it's too soon to- wait what did I do

aussiecb97
It's never too soon to claim his ass
pls do it now

I agreed to help you meet him as cb97
not so you could hurt him bang chan.
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aussie.chan
I.. Oh god, give him the phone I need
to talk to him

Look Felix