The Grinch Quotes: part 1/4

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4:00 wallow in self pity
4:30 stare into the abyss
5:00 solve world hunger.TELL NO ONE ABOUT IT.
5:30 jazzercise
6:30 dinner with me. I can't cancel that again .
7:00 wrestle with my self loathing.

IM BOOKED. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9. I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

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