||My daily Life. {FT. Sans AU's}||

||Chapter 3||

Alice: Playing the piano ((hopes and dreams aka goat boi theme, yes I've seen this meme before.))

Geno and Frisk: Actually enjoying the music

Alice: (1, 2, 3,) *the music gets distorted (idk what word to use so here)*

Frisk: actually surprised

Geno: still listening to the music

Alice: *T-POSING WHILE PLAYING THE PIANO*

Frisk: (please stop)

Geno: idfc and enjoying the music

Alice: *hopes and dreams intensifies* 

Geno: Still chill

Frisk: *End my suffering*

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Friend as betty: I want to see yo hate ball VS my (I forgot what attack betty uses too make the ball white yes this is like soul shatters in roblox)

Me as GlitchTale Chara: okie dokie * litereally says everything that Chara says in glitch tale and is about to get the hate ball*

Friend: *doesn't know how to use (Bettys attack) and the ball was about to hit em* welp im dead-

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expectation:

Me: shows a AfterDeath picture

Geno: im okay with it

Reality

Me: has a shirt and sign that has a Afterdeath picture

Geno: GET THAT DEMON AWAY FROM ME 

me: lol really?

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Fury (DustBerry ship child): Hey mom can I fight this dummy? (dummy: hp: 999999)

Blue: hey Alice can a child fight a 999999 HP dummy? 

Alice: *sighs and gets a glove, bandana, and a apron and the puts them on and walks up to the dummy*

Fury and blue: ??????

Alice: ONEEE PUNCCCCCCCCCHH (I saw a comic about this and I decided that I should add it here) *punches the dummy and the dummy just flew away*

Fury: O-O I wanna do dat!

Blue: *" I swear to god Alice your so damn powerful and teach my son that please-"*

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(I woke up early so I can update this  and I just had the weirdest dream ever-))

everybody was doin they're things, pretty much peaceful.

Me: HOLY SWEET BABEH JESUS I JUST GOT THE MOST MESSED UP DREAM IN MY LIFE

everybody thought that I was lust and ran away-

Me: am I a joke to all of you?!

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((mean while))

Blueberry: *le dressed up as Hatsune Miku*  *annnd..... singing the corona song...*

All of us: dying inside and dying of laughter 

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((I saw this on tik tok lel))

Nightmare an ink were fighting and then-

((boom sees Cross hanging out with dream))

*dream and cross realized ink and nightmare were there, dream was blushing 7w7*

Ink and nightmare: *inhales* *exhales* how long has this been going on?

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Me: accidentally spills Fell's Mustard

Fell: I will fucking destroy your bloodline you fucking jerk

Me: * le sprays Fell with  Begone thot*

Fell: AAAAAAAAAA-

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Parents: CLEAN UP YO FRICKIN MESS

Me: what mess?

Parents: What mess?! *INSERT ANGRY PARENT NOISES*

Me: *slowly walks to a portal leading to the House of Sans AUs*

((yes  that's why I left my family Alice And her sister did the same too))

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Alex: yall know who eraser is

All of us: le nods

Alex: well imagine mini Ink sans'es  Were falling down of his eye's-

Ink: No.

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Blue and The others: THERES A FIRE IN THE KITCHEN

When we all got out

Me: *drinking cooffe* ...this is fine ((cause I can build a new house UwU *So ink doesn't have to work lel*))

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