||My daily Life. {FT. Sans AU's}||

||Chapter 5||

((Alice as MC from DDLC (Doki doki you know what.) Angel!Sans as Sayori Ink as natsuki cuz idk. idk so killer as Yuri and Demon sans As monika.))

Demon/Monika: hello im Demon sans and welcome to-(you know what club)! ((Angel:UGHHH )) ((Ink: WHYYYYY)) ((Killer: GO AWAY DEMONNNNN)) ((Ink: I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN.))

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ways to make people's ears bleed - by Me and Alice :3

1.) Scream (high picthed)

2.) Blast loud music (EH EARAPE-)

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Play MogoLoviono lol ((#MakeSansSufferByMogoloviono))

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Alice: so what do you wanna eat?

(Alexa is Alice's Younger sister because The order goes like this : Alice - oldest] Alex - In between] Alexa - Youngest. I still don't get why they're parents named them Like it all Starts with A's tho :/ and Alexa Is the Bad version or like chara of Alice.))

Alexa: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Alice: so a bagel?

Alexa: wha- NO!

Alice: 2 Bagels?

Alexa: Goddamnt it Al. (( if yall wondering what are they're nicknames here all of them are called "Al", don't ask bout it.))

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(( this happened a moment ago so yeh))

(( o BTW Alice and Classic are The comedians of the House lol))

Kris: (I just got Delta rune okay) Hey Alice?

Alice: what?

Kris: What if we were fish?

((you ready for sum puns OwO)

Alice: *Draws Kris and Alice as a fish* I think I did FINtastic

Kris: *laughing*

Blue: Please stop.

Alice: Aww don't leave me on the LINE *Actually laughing inside*

Blueberry: stop

Alice: Sorry its just FISHY how a sans doesn't like puns.

Blueberry: Oh for the love of god...

Kris: *Still laughing*

Alice: I mean you should TUNA in this-

Blueberry:  STOP TRYING TO KRAKEN ME UP!!

*Sweet, Sweet scilence for a while*

Alice and Kris: oh my god....

Blueberry: Don't--

Alice and Kris: GUYS BLUEBERRY SAID HIS FIRST PUN-

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*that time Alexa met Blueberry and The others*

Alexa: Oh I actually didn't catch your name yet!

Blueberry: But I didn't throw it... (( Alice In the background: Oh my god blue...))

Alexa: *does a creepy face and grabs a knife* LISTEN HERE YOU PHILOSOPHIC ENERGETIC BALL, DO YOU WANT TO BECOME HISTORY? =) ((Alice: Sis no-)) ((oh BTW I don't have anymore idea's and I saw this is some other person's book and this book will probably look like that persons book))

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((The fight))

Alice: ALEXA THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN THE LIVING ROOM

Alexa: really?

Alice: Alexa, what did you do?

Alexa: nothing

Alice: that's it, no more Lies *kicks Alexa out*

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Story bloopers

((VocalTale))

Yuki: I was meeted- FRICK

(BLLOOOP))

Rin: hey, that my sis- OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS SO HARD?! XD

((VocalSwap))

Neru: I was Gonna kill- FUCK- 

((bleeppp))

((VocalFell))

Edgy Meiko: Hello child- 

Me: GURL THATS NOT THE LINES I GAVE YOU-

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Blueberry: *in a blue murshroom suit* Mushroom dance, Mushroom dance, whatever could it mean?

Fell: IT MEANS YOU LIVED THE LIFE OF SIN.

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My OTP's in a nutshell  ((idk what a nutshell is so here you go))

Dust x Blueberry

A pile of Dust and a blueberry (litereally.)

Error x Ink

A computer error and a ink puddle

Cross x Dream

A Dream when people sleeps and A Jesus Christ Cross

Nightmare x Killer

A serial killer and a nightmare when people sleeps

Science x Outertale sans

A scientist and the space.

Kustard

A fusion of mustard and ketchup.

Horror x Lust

a gay boi and a Horror movie

PJ x Fresh

a pajama and a Air freshener.

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