Wtf how did this book get 302 reads(If its not then wattpad is drunk))- how- even- sub to kxll me and Cream exe i bc dey and epic! sans bc dey r mah friends on yt- bc of this, ill make this the longest Chapter i have ever made!! also mah school starts in august so slow updates when shool starts ill be sure to tell you guys, just follow me, and you'll get the message.
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The news: the whole world is ending.
All of us and Undertale AU's: But it refused.
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Susie: i was a box for Halloween once.
*Flashback*
At halloween
Susie being a Amazon Box: Rawr
Children: *insert screaming*
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When somebody says that ur borhter sucks
Me and sans: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TIME? =)
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Undertale fans: *sees sans and yeets papyrus*
Papyrus: WTF BRO-
Sans: fuck you i have frisk
Frisk: get rejected Boiz and Gal's
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Cross wearing An Oreo Outfit: . . . Why?
Dream and me: *Loud wheezing*
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Me:so how's ur BF (ink) error?
Error: ah yes, my boyfriend. and his 4 feet tall brush.
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the sans'es Going Ice skating be like
Cross: *falls onto the ground* dood i cannot walk on ice...
Epic: bruh u need help-
Lust: WEEEEEE-
Nightmare and Killer: *le kizing*
Dream and cross: *Wondering how to ice skate*
Ink: *helping error to ice skate*
Error: JESUS THIS FLOOR IS SLIPPERY-*
*moments later...*
Chaos.
Me And Alice:...*sips coffee* this is fine.
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People: *Abusing Lust bean cuz he's a fucking sl#t*
Lu$t: crying
Horror,Alice,And Me: *gets miniguns* Peace was never An option.
#LustSansProtectionSquad peeps
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Cross chara: OmO
Their mind: X-Gaster + Pregnant = Cross frisk and cross chara???
Cross frisk: OmO""
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Nightmare: where the fuck is the music coming from?!
In the staff room:
All the gasters: dancing to Coffin dance
X-Gaster: why the fuck am i here again..
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VOUS LISEZ
||My daily Life. {FT. Sans AU's}||
Fantasy(NEW DESCIPTION!) hello! this is what you call, a book of Undertale AU meme's. you shall join the Chaos Soon my child (you), soon.