||My daily Life. {FT. Sans AU's}||

||Chapter 20||

so i saw this on my friends channel, Undertale Fanatic ;w; im pretty sure dust is dead by now ;-;

why Killer got slapped by nightmare and chara- also Alexa was genderbended for 2 days

NM and Chara: chatting *they know what happens if ANYONE touches alexa's hip her sister told them that she makes cat noises instead of like sec noises*

Horror: they say what every noise you make when i hit your hip thats (Uh) your sex noise (my brother: sis why do you watch lemons- (me: YOU DONT WANNA KNOW.))

Genderbended Alexa: but i dont understand-

Killer: *just punches Alexa's hip*

GB Alexa: meow- ;-------;

NM and chara's Mind: WTH

GB Alexa: your not gonna tell anyone about this are you-

Horror: im not gonna-  i promise-

NM: KILLER COME HERE I WANNA SLAP YOU-

Chara: KILLER I WANNA SLAP YOU WITH MY REAL KNIFE-

Horror: your so dead-

Killer: i know ;----;

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Me: can i read some lemons? (play the music above)

My brother: NO NO N O

Me: P l e a s e-

My brother: NO NO N O!

Me:...i have the worst family im moving back to the mansion.

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Alice: no no dont touch me there, this is my no no square, no no dont- *realizes the sans'es were there*

All the Sans's: Omfg- *goes in her room*

Alice: no no- AY AY AY IM SICK OF YOU DISRESPECTING MY NO NO SQUARE

All the Sans's: ;----; * goes back outside her room*

Alice: MY ROOM IS MY NO NO SQUARE. *CLOSES THE DOOR*. . . no no dont touch me there-

All the Sans's: *Dieing of laughter-*

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