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CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND LOOK AT THAT PICTURE OVER THERE? WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL? 😭😭😭😭😭

*Sigh*

Let's do these quickly. I could really use some sleep.

Question from ZoairiaAysha

Q. Well I got a question for you mister hAnDsomE jAw, do you have a dating history?

A. I kno everyone falls for me instantly. If you want to confess to me, I have no problem with it. 😉 And I kinda am taken by my bed.

Questions from lovely---taetae

Q. Are u a soft stan or a hardstan?

A. What do you think? Dude, I think everyone in Wattpad is a hardstan.

Q. Where r u from

A. I'm from Neptune. Periodt.

Questions from Chimin131318

Q. What's youz career choice?

A. I wanna be a Prime Minister. And maybe have a fun side job.

Q. Whats something you love to do

A. Talking to myself. Admiring myself because I overcame so many obstacles in life. (I know everyone did and good job) Write poems at the middle of the night. Be rude and kind towards Tae. Laugh without reason and SLEEP. Reading and writing. And my favorite thing to do is just think that you guys are here to support me. Thank you

Q. Who do you absolutely hate

A. Okay there's this girl in school who's a racist, a bully and she flirts with teachers (the teachers enjoy it). She tries to convince my friends that it was a bad decision to be my friend. Because my friends are all popular and I'm not! (Guys, I kno you have more friends here in Wattpad) Yeah, well, I try to act really nice to her but I almost punched her weird jaw from her face but Yanhee took care of that. Yeah my self-esteem went really low so I'm trying to turn back to normal. Did that make sense? No? Okay.

Q. You believe in GoD-?

A. Yep

Q. How did you know about BTS?

A. So basically, I had a friend in my last school who looked like BTS's Jungkook. Don't smirk sarahjjkforever. And he used to talk about Jungkook looking like him and girls staring at him. But I didn't care because he was (and is) a stupid perverted person. I kinda thought that Jungkook was a sexy porn star because Junje was obsessed with porn at that time. (I'm glad that he grew up) Anyways, I went to my cousin's house to stay for the summer vacation. And my first reaction to her BTS posters were something like this-

Me: Why is my friend here?

Mah stupid and weird cousin sarahjjkforever: Because he's a member of bts. Your FRIEND? TELL ME ALL ABOUT DIS HOT DUDE!

Yah, so she talked about this weird old man called "Jungkook" for 24 hours and never got old of it. Hence, I learnt all the information about these dudes. She also told me that she imagines him on- (an imaginary person be strangling me! Save meeeeee!) Yeah so that's it.

These questions were really easy, thank the god.

Anyways, I learnt two new words. These words made me loose two pieces of my innocence.

I learnt what a lubricant is, thanks to barepup

I learnt what a dildo is, thanks to BhaskarSarmah

So, I'm doing this weird survey kinda thing. which members of bts do I remind you of?

Comment here. It doesn't have to be one member. ----->

See you in the next chapter!

*flips hair dramatically*