I don't even know what to name this

Wtf

*Sighs for 7000000000 years*

That picture above is my face rn.

Yeah I kno you guys lube me because I'm funny so I guess dis chapter will be funny too. But it was very I-forgot-this-emotion's-name for me.

So, me and all my friends went to Tae's house because his parents went out. We were greeted by a 10 year old male human being. Tae said that he was supposed to babysit this 10 year old. Anyways we watched a little movie and chilled. And then we went to Tae's bedroom and everybody was scrolling through their phones... and

Just chillaxing like that. Dae unnie gets us ice creams. We start eating it. (Duh) And that FREAKING 10 YEAR OLD SMIRKS AT ME!!!!

And then I eat my ice cream because I don't really care. And I thought that he an innocent little baby. And then-

10 year old male: What you are doing looks wrong and sounds wrong.

*the unHobi me chokes* *everyone looks at him* *Tae goes scarlet*

Me: You talking to me?

10 year old male: Yeah.

Me: Okay, I didn't understand what you meant, could you elaborate?

*everyone nods*

10 year old male: Oh I know you understood what I just said.

Tae: He wants to say that it looks like the tip of the banana and it looks like you are tea-

Nanami: BRO STOB IT

Yanhee hyung: Seriously? He's too young to be that dirty minded...

Euna unnie: Babe, we lost our innocence when we were like 7.

Macchan: Can you guys shut up and lemme watch this drama?

*everyone goes quite*

Me: I'm just eating ice cream..... I don't have any bad intentions....

10 year old male: Then why did I see you glance towards Tae hyung?

Tae: We were just texting each other.

10 year old male: Why do you need to text each other when you are in the same room?

Nanami: Wow you'll be a good debater one day.

Me: I just didn't want to interrupt this beautiful silence. I didn't want to disturb you guys.

10 year old male: You have something for Tae, don't you?

Tae and me: WTF?!

*awkwardly smiles*

10 year old male: Can we please take them to another room? They need to do something.

*loses coolness*

Me: BRUH I BARELY KNOW YOU STOP SHIPPING US YOU STOB IT ILL TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU ARE SO DIRTY YOU LITERALLY NEED VLESSINGS AND HOBI WATER YOU STUPID HUMAN

*stupid male douche bag smirks*

Yanhee hyung: Calm your tits down...

Euna unnie: Hey you can only say that to me!

Macchan: Guys, she is flat. She can't calm her tits when she doesn't have them in the first place.

*everyone laughs*

The conversation went on but it's too awkward so I'm not gonna write it. That kid was literally being rude to us. And he said that he's gonna tell our parents that we made out if we tell his parents. Wtf?!

And.... well.... Tae already got a girlfriend.... so I'm happy.... for him... except the fact that he doesn't spend that much time with us.... I'm glad that he got himself a girlfriend... good for him..... I don't even care.... like he's just my friend.... so no problem.

See? I'm crying like that because I'm happy for him. I wish him a very happy life with his precious girlfriend who hates my everything.

As if I care.... anyways.....

I want you dirty human beings to tell me how old you think I am. If you already know my real age.... sorry but please don't comment it! I don't want people knowing my age.... YET

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Anyways I love you all and please stay clean. Make sure to wash hands because of coronavirus. (Umm why am I saying this when everything is almost fine now?) And stay clean mentally too. If you need Hobi water, just text me and I'll be there to pour you some Hobi water.

I'll be using gifs every second so get used to it.

See you in the next chapter!

*flips hair dramatically*