*BLACKPINK discussing who to send to confront YG about their album*
Jisoo: So, who should do it?
Lisa:
Rosé:
Jennie:
Dalgom:
Kuma:
Kai (the dog):
Joohwangie (the fish):
Jisoo: HELLO?! Am I talking to myself?!
Jennie: Fine, I'll do it
Everyone: NO!!!
Jennie:
Jisoo: Anyone except Jennie can do it.
Jennie: Why not?
Jisoo: You're just gonna get us fired.
Lisa: So trueee...
Jennie: Well, why not you do it then!
Jisoo: Anyone except Lisa!
Lisa: So mean...
Rosé: I'll do it
Jisoo: You know, he can be really aggressive, so it's important to take necessary precautions when approaching him.
Rosé: Okay
*Meanwhile after the Meeting with YG*
Lisa: So? What happened?
Jisoo: Let me guess, you failed didn't you?
Jennie: Let the girl talk!
Lisa: Whipped!
Jennie: Wanna die?
Jisoo: SHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rosé: Don't worry, he's giving us a full album and a lot of individual and group promotions next month.
Jisoo:
Lisa: Amazing!
Jisoo: How did you do it?!
Jennie: Did you release your hidden wrath?
Lisa: Did you blackmail him?
Jisoo: Oh! Did you compliment him about his nonexistent hair?
Rosé: Nope, I just cried nonstop.
Lisa:
Jisoo:
Dead Fish (died because of stress):
YG:
Jennie: That's my girl.
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