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*BLACKPINK discussing who to send to confront YG about their album*



Jisoo: So, who should do it?

Lisa:

Rosé:

Jennie:

Dalgom:

Kuma:

Kai (the dog):

Joohwangie (the fish):

Jisoo: HELLO?! Am I talking to myself?!

Jennie: Fine, I'll do it

Everyone: NO!!!

Jennie:

Jisoo: Anyone except Jennie can do it.

Jennie: Why not?

Jisoo: You're just gonna get us fired.

Lisa: So trueee...

Jennie: Well, why not you do it then!

Jisoo: Anyone except Lisa!

Lisa: So mean...

Rosé: I'll do it

Jisoo: You know, he can be really aggressive, so it's important to take necessary precautions when approaching him.

Rosé: Okay




*Meanwhile after the Meeting with YG*


Lisa: So? What happened?

Jisoo: Let me guess, you failed didn't you?

Jennie: Let the girl talk!

Lisa: Whipped!

Jennie: Wanna die?

Jisoo: SHHHHH!!!!!!!

Rosé: Don't worry, he's giving us a full album and a lot of individual and group promotions next month.

Jisoo:

Lisa: Amazing!

Jisoo: How did you do it?!

Jennie: Did you release your hidden wrath?

Lisa: Did you blackmail him?

Jisoo: Oh! Did you compliment him about his nonexistent hair?

Rosé: Nope, I just cried nonstop.

Lisa:

Jisoo:

Dead Fish (died because of stress):

YG:

Jennie: That's my girl.








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