𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ✔️

Ugly Monster👻

(ChaeLisa's Room)

Lisa: What's the difference between poisonous and venomous?

Rosé: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Lisa: What if it bites me and it dies?!

Rosé: Then you're poisonous,
you idiot!

Lisa: What if it bites itself and I die?

Rosé: That's voodoo

Lisa: What if it bites me and I don't die?

Rosé: Then it's normal

Lisa: What if I bite it and we both die?

Rosé: That's weird

Lisa: Then what if it bites me and we both die?

Rosé: That's still weird!

Lisa: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Rosé: That's correlation, I think.

Lisa: Well, what if we both bite each other and neither of us die?

Rosé: That's kinky...

Jisoo *enters the room*

Lisa *jumps out of the bed, immediately hides somewhere*

Jisoo: Chaeyoung-ah, why are you still awake? It's pass your bedtime now.

Rosé: Jisoo Unnie, there's a ugly monster under my bed, I can't sleep.

Lisa, under the bed: What the frick?!

Jisoo: I see, I'll go get the spray.

Lisa: NO!

Jisoo:

Rosé:

Lisa: Hi?

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