𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ✔️

Self-Defense🙉

(Self-Defense Lessons 101)

Instructor: Listen up!
For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you girls have to act wisely.

BLACKPINK: Okay

Instructor: Alright, let's start!

Instructor *acts like a scary serial killer* If you want to live, give me all your money! NOW! I'm not kidding around!

Jisoo: Bold of you to assume
that I have money.

Jennie: Bold of you to assume that I want to live.

Lisa: I know Karate and Kung Fu!
I've watch the movies 10 times!
I

ain't afraid!

Instructor *looks at Rosé*

Rosé: Look, I just want to eat my food in peace Mr. Burglar. Want some?

Instructor *face palms*

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