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*private messages*

Me: psssttt
Me: pstt harold
Me: PSST

haz💞: hello

Me: i have an idea

haz💞: oh i don't like this...

Me: let's do a prank on the guys

haz💞: oH I SUDDENLY LIKE THIS
haz💞: WHAT KIND OF PRANK

Me: i don't know...
Me: okay yeah i know

haz💞: SPILL IT BITCH

Me: so
Me: we're gonna do it like this
Me: im gonna say im going to london for a couple of days, and you're gonna tell all the guys (except me) that you're gonna go and meet me, but it'll be a surprise. you'll ask niall about my whereabouts—oh wait you can ask me too, i'll just pretend that i think you're curious. theeeennn we both are gonna disappear from the gc for about 3 hours and tell them we met each other and are together now. then they're gonna be jealous and we'll tell them it's a prank. the end.

haz💞: can we, though?

Me: can we what?

haz💞: do that

Me: of course, dummy, it's just pretending

haz💞: no not the prank
haz💞: can we actually go to london for a couple of days?

Me: what
Me: why

haz💞: together
haz💞: i want to meet you

Me: harry
Me: you know that's impossible

haz💞: why tho
haz💞: bc you're too insecure?

Ouch. Ouch motherfucking ouch.

Me: maybe i just don't want to meet you

haz💞: did i do something wrong?

Me: no, i just have reasons.
Me: so are we gonna do the prank?

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i honestly don't know what im writing at this point.

happy priiiiiideeeeee 🥰🏳️‍🌈

-Anna 🌱

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