thirty three

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pimp: strangers

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: sTOP ALWAYS STARTING THE CONVERSATION

pimp: if i don't start conversations this chat will be dead

zz: he has a point

Me: i changed zayn's name in my contacts and it looks so unfamiliar and new

zz: a whole new world

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: wait where's liam

lima: why do you always call me when you're having stupid conversations that i am not even close to being interested in

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: that's the rudest thing you've ever said

Me: gasp

lima: tHAT WASNT EVEN ME THAT WAS ZAYN

zz: well hello

Me: never thought i'd say this but im actually glad it was zayn who sent that message

lima: i hate him

Me: me too

pimp: me too

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: me too

zz: me too

Me: me too

pimp: me too

zz: me too

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: me too

pimp: me too

Me: me too

lima: jesus christ what have i started

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pimp: is water wet

lima: are oranges orange

Me: whats your favorite organ

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: my dick

Me: that's not even-

lima: why am i here

zz: same question

pimp: idk about y'all but i love it here

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: this is my emotional support gc

Me: this is THE dumbest gc i've ever been in

zz: this is my first and last gc

pimp: so when are we all hanging out

zz: after the summer break ends

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: i wanna meet tommo SO bad ☹️😩

pimp: wbk

zz: wbk

lima: weird bbq knives?

pimp: worried blond karen?

Me: worldwide bitchy kevin?

pimp: watermelon's been klever?

lima: thats not even how you spell it-

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: at least the kardashians would spell it that way

Me: HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

pimp: choking

zz: on harry's dick

Me: you need to calm down

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: taylor swift?

pimp: NOT AGAIN

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lima: 831

zz: 8312

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: 927

pimp: 293882

Me: 28

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: 280913

pimp: 2938922910

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: 601

lima: i literally just wanted to say i love you and you ruined it with your stupidity... AGAIN

Me: how tf is that supposed to mean ily

zz: 831- 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning
8312, ily2 basically

👨🏻‍🦱hOe: oH

pimp: 911

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do not even ask me what this chapter is

its just a filler

831,

-Anna 🥶

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