Mystic Messenger Oneshots and Scenarios

❥ Normal Prompt List

1) "Don't you dare leave."
2) "I shouldn't love you,"
3) "You can't die!"
4) "Did I say that out loud?"
5) "How dare you?"
6) "Why are you like this?"
7) "I can't lose you,"
8) "You can't save anyone." "I can try."
9) "I'm sorry, but I have to do this."
10) "I don't want to do this anymore."
11) "I hate you."
12) "Don't you say that! Don't you ever fucking say that!"
13) "Stop making me laugh, I'm mad at you."
14) "I can't keep pretending that I'm not insanely in love with you anymore."
15) "I- can you please stop looking at me like that? I have a reasonable explanation!"
16) "I thought you loved me!" "Loved is past tense."
17) "I'm not drunk enough for this shit."
18) "This is all your fault!"
19) "Can you stop staring at me like that?" "Only if you stop being so god damn adorable."
20) "Why, in the ever-loving fuck, are you throwing shoes out of my window?"
21) "You are going to be the death of me."
22) "Shut up, this shit is my jam!"
23) "Just kiss already!"
24) "Fuck you and your surprisingly good food!"
25) "Did I fucking stutter?"
26) "Guess you could say I fell for you," "I will drop you."
27) "I don't like you." "Well, honey, that seems like a you problem, and I ain't no therapist."
28) "Make me."
29) "You are going to regret that."
30) "I lied."
31) "Are you hurt?"
32) "Did you just- did you just?"
33) "Don't you say a damn word."
34) "I don't care what they think. I care about you."
35) "Wanna dance?"
36) "I'm sorry," "Stop apologising."
37) "What the actual fuck?"
38) "I can explain!"
39) "Don't call me that."
40) "I didn't catch your name," "I didn't throw it."
41) "Kinky,"
42) "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me,"
43) "Are you trying to seduce me?" "Is it working?"
44) "Why the fuck you lying?"
45) "Excuse me?" "You're excused."
46) "I beg your pardon?" "Then beg."
47) "You are alive?"
48) "What the shit?"
49) "Isn't the view amazing?" *looking at a person* "yeah,"
50) "Go. The. Fuck. To. Sleep."
51) "Why are your freezing feet on my ass?"
52) "I feel like an idiot," "you look like one too,"
53) "You make God say 'damnnn'"
54) "Good for you."
55) "I hope you are happy."
56) "Are you satisfied?"
57) "It's 3 AM can you please stop blasting *song/band/musician*?"
58) "I can't live like this!"
59) "Well. Fuck."
60) "How old are you? Six?"
61) "I hate the fact that you have better hair than me,"
62) "Let's go for a run," "do I look like a fucking athlete?"
63) "The pizza is here,"
64) "Oh my god, look at him! He's so cute!" "Please pay attention to me and not my cat,"
65) "Why did I agree to this again?" "Because you love me,"
66) "Why are you pushing me away?" "Because you're on a fucking swing!"
67) "Are you-Are you naked?" "No, I have a hat on,"
68) "Date wanna with me you go?" "Do you want to try that again?"
69) "Let's go the beach," "it's fucking raining,"
70) "Is that my shirt?"
71) "Leave then alone,"
72) "Rough night?"
73) "Do you ever just think about how insignificant you are?" "Not when I'm with you."
74) "What's the safe word?" "We're meeting your parents, not having sex!"
75) "I'm not drunk, I'm just extremely tipsy,"
76) "Please stay."
77) "Do you really think I wouldn't notice?"
78) "How could you?"
79) "You know I love you right?"
80) "You don't understand," "then explain."
81) "So, I might have messed up..."
82) "Who's ass do I need to kick?"
83) "I don't deserve you."
84) "So, it's been a while huh?"
85) "It's really fucking cold,"
86) "Don't you dare say that to me and then leave."
87) "I love you and only you."
88) "Don't scare me like that!"
89) "You are everything I could have ever dreamed of."
90) "Do you want me to leave?"
91) "I swear it won't happen again,"
92) "I'm not jealous!"
93) "You can't keep doing this!"
94) "I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
95) "You can't die! Please don't die!"
96) "You did WHAT?"
97) "Were you ever going to tell me?"
98) "Don't ask me that."
99) "I might have had a few shots..."
100) "What's with the box?"
101) "Say it."
102) "I could kiss you right now,"
103) "Are you done with that?"
104) "Are you still awake?"
105) "Excuse me?"
106) "This is all your fault!"
107) "I shouldn't be in love with you."
108) "I could kill you right now."
109) "Just admit I'm right."
110) "That doesn't even make sense!"
111) "That's irrational."
112) "Just pretend to be my date,"
113) "Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you've been dying to ask?"
114) "When you love someone, you don't just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes and call you crazy. Even then. Especially then."
115) "I think I've been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again,"
116) "I'm not going to apologise for this."
117) "That's almost exactly the opposite of what I meant."
118) "It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line."
119) "Can I sit here? The other tables are full."
120) "You weren't supposed to laugh."
121) "This is, by far, the dumbest thing you've ever done."
122) "I'm not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention."
123) "These stars are nothing compared to the ones I've seen in your eyes."
124) "Before I do this, I need you to know that I've always loved you,"
125) "Did I say that out loud?"
126) "You think they could have loved me?"
127) "Everyone keeps telling me you're the bad guy,"
128) "How long have you been standing there?"
129) "Have I ever lied to you?"
130) "Have you lost your fucking mind?"
131) "His ego is so visible, I can almost watch it grow."
132) "I am not losing you again."
133) "I don't know why I'm crying,"
134) "I had a nightmare about you, and I just wanted to make sure you're okay,"
135) "I just need to be alone right now,"
136) "When I picture myself happy, it's with you,"
137) "I made a mistake."
138) "I may be an idiot, but I'm your idiot."
139) "I need you to forgive me."
140) "I see the way you look at me when you think I'm not looking."
141) "I think I'm in love with you, and that scares me half to death."
142) "I'm flirting with you,"
143) "I'm not good enough for you."
144) "I fell in love with my best friend."
145) "I'm sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes..."
146) "I'm up to the challenge,"
147) "I've been in love with you my entire life. Ever since the day I first met you."
148) "I'm yours."
149) "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to seduce me,"
150) "If you go anywhere near them, you'll have to deal with me,"
151) "It's okay to cry,"
152) "What do you mean? It's exciting!"
153) "Talk to me."
154) "Look at me. Just breathe okay?"
155) "Look. I don't have much time, but I just wanted to say that I love you."
156) "Oh my god, you're in love with them!"
157) "Well, this is where I live,"
158) "We finished it the same way we started - together."
159) "What are you afraid of?"
160) "You are the single best thing that has happened to me."
161) "You deserve so much better."
162) "You don't have to stay."
163) "You don't know you the way I do,"
164) "You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn't have to go to such extremes,"
165) "You need to wake up because I can't do this without you,"
166) "You should have ever been there."
167) "You weren't supposed to hear that,"
168) "You're safe now, I got you."
169) "Teach me?"
170) "We're in the middle of a thunderstorm, and you want to stop and feel the rain?"
171) "Looks like we'll be stuck here for a while,"
172) "Just once?"
173) "I can't believe you talked me into this,"
174) "It's not what it looks like!"
175) "I got you a present,"
176) "Hey! I was going to eat that!"
177) "See, now, was that so bad?"
178) "You're the best part of me,"
179) "I don't want to think about what I'd be like without you,"
180) "Can I hold your hand?"
181) "Let's move in together,"
182) "It's a real shame no one asked for your opinion."
183) "What time is it?"
184) "Just wait a second!"
185) "Here, let me,"
186) "You're so cute when you pout like that,"
187) "Hold me back!"
188) "I don't care what they said, it doesn't mean shit."
189) "I adore you."
190) "How long have you been standing there?"
191) "If I die, I'm going to haunt your ass,"
192) "Quit it or I'll bite you."
193) "That's starting to get annoying."
194) "You're Satan."
195) "You can't kick me out! This is my bed!"
196) "I'll kick his ass if you want me to,"
197) "You can't sit there all day,"
198) "I'm too sober for this."
199) "Forget it. You suck."
200) "What's the matter sweetie?"
201) "You tried to kill me!"
202) "Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion."
203) "I'm not here to make friends."
204) "Take. It. Off."
205) "I need a place to stay."
206) "Congrats, you've now graduated to a Grade A dick."
207) "Hey, calm down, they can't hurt you anymore."
208) "Well now, that's too tragic isn't it?"
209) "Everyone keeps telling me you're the bad guy."
210) "Did you enjoy yourself last night?"
211) "I can't explain it right now, but I need you to trust me."
212) "I can't breathe in this dress, can we please hurry up?"
213) "Oh my God! You're in love with them!"
214) "I've never felt this way before...and to be honest, it scares the living shit out of me."
215) "Are you really taking their side against mine?"
216) "For some odd reason, I'm attracted to you."
217) "Don't fucking touch me!"
218) "You know, it hurt when I realised that you're not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her."
219) "I'm not losing you again."
220) "Why do you keep pushing me away?"
221) "Wait a second, are you jealous?"
222) "I hate you because you make me feel like I'm not good enough. I am good enough!"
223) "Come and make me."
224) "Well, you're coming home with me, whether you like it or not."
225) "This is by far the most stupid plan you've ever had. Of course, I'll help!"
226) "Am I supposed to be scared of you?"
227) "Oh, fuck off,"
228) "I'd rather die than do that/kiss you."
229) "I'm done! You can fix it!"
230) "You better watch yourself."
231) "Are you scared yet?"
232) "You're still mad,"
233) "You look pretty hot in my shirt."
234) "Stop talking."
235) "I may be smaller than you but that doesn't mean I can't kick your ass."
236) "Oh, and by the way, you have a really cute butt,"
237) "Don't be an asshole. Asshole."
238) "I let you win,"