Friday night dinner

Chapter 5

I laughed again and shut the car door "so why didn't you ask for a refund?" Adam asked.

"Ok can we stop talking about my hair now??" Jonny said, pissed off.

"What style did you ask for?" I asked, getting a closer look as we got to the door.

"Tosser." He said to me. "Oh that style!"
I said.

Jackie and Nellie who was dressed very fancy came out.

"Hello!" Nellie said as Jackie helped her to the cab.  

"Uhhh whats going on?" Jonny asked. "Grandmas going to a party." Mum said

"I'm going to a party!" She excitedly said, we were all now standing next to eachother.

"Dressed like that?" I asked as Jackie shushed me.

"Jackie are you sure I look alright?" She asked, pulling her jacket around her.

"Course mum,,,you look....very nice." She said.

"Like an old prostitiute." Adam said to us. We laughed.

"I hope there's nice men there!" She said giggling.

"God." Adam said as we all made a face and she got in the cab and Jackie came and stood next to us.

"Bye mum!" Jackie said. We all waved and Jonny said "topless massage starts at 60 pounds." As we laughed and Jackie hit him.

"Oh mum have you got your phone!" Jackie asked.

"Yes and my rape alarm!" She said, waving it out the window.

We all gave her a weird look as the taxi drove away.

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"At least she's prepared!" Adam said as we took off our coats.

"Please change the subject." Jackie said.

"Jonnys hair?" I said, taking my shoes off.

"Thank you." He said, looking at me.

"Hello bambino's! Bambinas!" Martin shouted from the bathroom.

"Hi dad!" "Hi Martin!" We said as Adam turned the light off.

"OI turn the light on!" He said as we laughed.

"What style did you ask for??" Jackie said, looking at his hair.

"I believe they call It tosser!" I said as Adam laughed.

Jackie laughed and I ruffled his hair as he pushed me off "don't touch it!" He said as me and Adam went into the kitchen:

"Turn the shitting light on!" We heard Martin shout.

"Pissface?" We asked, coming into the dining room to see Jonny quickly put a tissue in his pocket.

"What are you? Hang on....the tables set for six!" Adam said.

"Oh don't tell me we have a guest!" I moaned.

"Yes we have a guest!" Jackie said coming in.

We all groaned.

"What?!" She asked innocently

"Well that means we have to talk to someone else!" Jonny said.

"Why didn't you tell us we would have to talk to someone else?" I said.

"Becuase if I told you you had to talk to someone else you wouldn't come!" She said.

We all looked at each other and nodded.