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(The episode begins at the Monastery of Spinjitzu with Wu meditating. He hears the ninja arguing offscreen)

Jay: My turn! Uh, it's my turn!

Cole: Oh, you want a little more? Take this!

Jay: Yeah? How about a little of this?

Kai: Monkey paw to the head!

Cole: Ninja, roll!

(Wu goes to the video game room only to find that none of the Ninja are there.)

Jay: Dragon punch!

(Wu goes to the training compound and is shocked to see that the Ninja are actually training. Jay is deflecting arrows with his weapon, Cole is practicing on the dummies. Kai is practicing his Spinjitzu and Zane and (y/n) is meditating.)

Kai: Ninja, go!

(Zane suddenly gets up from his meditation process and disturbs the other Ninja. He starts by jumping in front of Jay.)

Jay: Hey! Huh?

(He steals Cole's weapon for the dummy test.)

Cole: Hey! What?

Zane: Ninja, go! (His Spinjitzu freezes the whole compound, causing Kai to slip.)

Kai: Woah, oof.

(Kai, Jay and Cole regroup.)

Kai: This roof isn't big enough for the four of us.

Cole: Correction: This roof isn't big enough for him.

Jay: It's like he's in his own world. (Raising his voice.) I bet he can't even hear us!

(Wu and (y/n) approaches the three disturbed Ninja.)

Kai: Sensei, Zane's... weird.

Wu: What is weird? Someone who is different or someone who is different than you?

Cole: No, Sensei. He's "weird" weird.

(Cole's flashback shows Zane entering the bathroom despite Cole doing some private business.)

Cole: (Embarrassed.) Do you mind?!

(Jay's flashback shows him, Nya, and Zane watching a sad romantic movie. They get disturbed when Zane starts laughing. Kai's flashback shows him going to the fridge, but finds Zane inside)

Kai: (gasps) Holy bologna!

Zane: I'm sorry. I consumed the last of the deli-meat. Cheese?

Kai: (Back to reality.) We like the guy. He's really smart. He's just... (Sighs.) a little off sometimes.

Wu: Zane is a brother and brothers are often different. I should know.

(The Postman arrives the Monastery with the Ninja's mail.)

Kai, Jay, and Cole: Mail! (They all run excitedly to the door.)

Postman: (Pants.) Let's see. A letter from Jay's parents. (Jay grabs the mail.) Kai has a fan letter. (Kai grabs the mail.) Oh, something from Cole's father. (Cole grabs the mail.)

Cole: What? No package? I'm expecting something from Creatures, Beasts, and Beyond.

Postman: No. Nothing from...uh-uh. Here it is! (He hands a box to Cole.)

Cole: Ha! Rocky's gonna love this!

(Zane walks sadly.)

Jay: Hey, Zane, (y/n). How come you never hear anything from your parents?