B.F.D. High

With All My Heart (Tengolf)

"Ready for P.E., class?"

"No."

The sixty-four students were gathered in the playing field, where Four had another "activity" planned for them. "First, I'll randomly divide you sixty-four students into teams of eight. X! Bring out the dartboard!" X emerged from the gym carrying a dartboard with sixty-four slices, each one with a student's name on it.

"Here you go, Four!" X hung the dartboard on a nearby Tree and handed eight darts—seven blue, one golden—to Four.

"I have eight darts. The golden dart is your team captain," Four said as he held up the darts. "I'll throw them all at once, and those eight people will be on a team together." Four threw the darts at the dartboard, making Tree flinch in fear. "Match, Woody, Lightning, Fanny, Basketball, Saw, and Roboty, you're with captain Flower."

"This is gr-EIGHT!" Saw clapped her hands. "Come on, m-EIGHT!-s! We've got a clean sl-EIGHT!, so let's not w-EIGHT! and sk-EIGHT! str-EIGHT! to a gr-EIGHT! f-EIGHT!"

"Pin, 8-Ball, Leafy, Bracelety, Ice Cube, Ruby, and Firey, you're with captain Naily."

"All right!" Naily jumped up into the air. "We're gonna nail it!"

"TV, Nickel, Snowball, Cake, Bubble, Balloony, and Tree, you're with captain Stapy."

"Well...I guess this team is a bit better than the last one," Nickel murmured as he headed off to join his team.

"Pillow, Bell, Puffball, Bottle, Needle, Coiny, and Foldy, you're with captain Blocky."

"I'm so excited to start preventing this ant's death!" Bottle proclaimed as she stared at an ant through a magnifying glass, burning it alive. "...And this ant is dead!"

"Yellow Face, Barf Bag, Spongy, Pen, Donut, Fries, and Lollipop, you're with captain Black Hole."

"I'm so excited to start preventing this ant's death!" Bottle had moved on to another ant next to Black Hole. The captain plucked the magnifying glass out of Bottle's hand and guided the small creature to its anthill.

"And that's how you prevent death!" Black Hole beamed. "Simple as that!"

"Grassy, Robot Flower, Remote, Pencil, Cloudy, Pie, and Dora, you're with captain Loser."

"Yay!" Cloudy hugged his team together. "I can't wait to collect lots of memories with you guys!"

"Bomby, Tennis Ball, Eggy, Eraser, Liy, Marker, and Golf Ball, you're with captain Taco."

Tennis Ball let out a loud groan at the prospect of having to be on the same team as his ex. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" he yelled. Golf Ball shamefully turned away from him.

"And the last eight of you are on a team together under..." Four threw the golden dart one more time. "...captain David."

"Aw, seriously?"

X plucked the dart off of the dartboard and pocketed it. He then took the dartboard off of a petrified Tree.

"...Wh...why did...why did I have to wear that again?" Tree breathed. "I saw my life flash before my eyes eight different times again."

"Thanks, Tree!" X piped.

"Well, since Tree helped out with the darts, his team will receive a map."

"A map?" Bottle asked.

"Yup! I'll teleport all of you into your team biome. Your objective is to make it back to school." Four snickered. "Preferably alive," he mumbled under his breath.