You're not a stranger, not to me

Peggys Birthday

Jarvis: 1..2..3

Jarvis Ana and Dottie: Happy birth-

Peggy: Out now! she says half awake

Jarvis: But miss carter-

Peggy: Not even a word.

Dottie: Oh c'mon Peg.

Peggy: Jarvis, Ana out. Now!

Dottie: What's wrong Peg?

Peggy: I'm turning 30

Dottie: And?

Peggy: And I feel old.

Dottie: *looks at Peggy's breasts* they still look pretty damn good though

Peggy: Not now

Dottie: Okay okay I have an idea.

Peggy: If your idea has to do with you trying to get me drunk and then have sex with me then I think I'll pass

Dottie: Your idea is way better than mine. Can we try it?

Peggy: No

Dottie: *gives her puppy eyes*

Peggy: Okay you win. What's your other idea

Dottie: Okay so since you're working today I thought we could have a nice romantic dinner by the pool.

Peggy: That sounds perfect

Dottie: And of course get you drunk and have sex with you.

Peggy: Do you mind turning your head around cause I need to change?

Dottie: Or...*looks at her watch* since we have 20 minute left I thought we could...you know.

Peggy: Darling as much as I would love that I just got out of bed

Dottie: *gets up* oops I dropped my robe

Peggy: Really now? One time only.

Dottie: *grabs Peggy by the waist and starts kissing her*

*20 minutes later*

Jarvis: Good morning miss Carter

Peggy: Ahh...mister Jarvis

Jarvis: I'll assume miss Underwood gave you a good morning present.

Peggy: I-i

Jarvis: For the love of god! we could hear you miss Carter...we could hear you

Peggy: Oh c'mon. It's not a big deal

Jarvis: If you think "Oh Dottie" "DOTTIEE" isn't a big deal-

Peggy: Oh c'mon last week WE COULD HEAR YOU

Jarvis: Anyways what is your schedule for today?

Peggy: I'll have to go to work and-OH I need you to do me a favor.

Jarvis: *sighs* Yes miss Carter

Peggy: So Dottie is planning to get me drunk and have sex with me so...

Jarvis: So you suggest me to take Ana out.

Peggy:Exactly!

Jarvis: But!

Peggy: Oh lord...what.

Jarvis: When we come home in the morning we will not A) see miss Underwood making pancakes naked B) See both of you wasted and naked on the couch and C) see your underwear on the floor.

Peggy: When were my underwear on the floor?!?

Jarvis: Oh so you're telling me that I didn't find your black thong under the couch last week

Peggy: They were Dottie's I swear

Jarvis: Dottie doesn't wear thongs and when she does she wears those ugly pink ones

Peggy: *looks at her watch* and I'm gonna be late if I don't leave soon

Jarvis: Okay lets go.

Peggy: I would prefer if you'd let me drive myself to work today.

Jarvis: Oh okay.

Peggy: I'll go find Dottie

Peggy: *enters their bedroom* and you're naked. Amazing

Dottie: I've missed you...lover.

Peggy: What-anyways I came up here to give you a goodbye kiss since I'm heading to work

Dottie: *gets up and starts making out with Peggy*

Peggy: Darling I have to go

Dottie: Okay Peg.

Peggy: *walks away until Dottie smacks her booty* You've got to be kidding me.