Do you still have that bottle of schnapps?

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Jarvis: *opens the trunk*

Daniel: oh my god, I'm gonna gag and not in the good way

Angie: *laughs*

Peggy: *looks him dead in the eyes* Really now?

Jarvis: Can we please take him out?

Peggy: I'll do it *takes Jack's dead body out of the trunk*

Daniel: *disgusted* oh my god put him down. *whispers to Angie* he's so red

Peggy: *looks at Daniel* I'm going to deal with you later

Angie: Did he have any relatives?

Daniel: No I don't think so

Peggy: That's a good thing

Jarvis: Should we let him here

Peggy: No we should bury him if we let him here someone will find him.

Jarvis: So? They won't know it was us.

Peggy: Mr Jarvis have you ever been hanged.

Jarvis: No I don't think so

Peggy: Well it is very unpleasant

Angie: girls cut it off. Let's bury him and get the job done

Jarvis: Were are we going to find a shovel?

Angie: We'll use our hands. If we all help we will get the job done quicker.

Peggy: *gets down on her knees*

Angie: Peggy I don't think this is a great time plus you have a girlfriend.

Daniel: *laughs*

Peggy: *slaps him* Down! Now!

*meanwhile*

Ana: *opens the door* hi

Dottie: hi

Ana: *sits on the bed* Are you okay sweetie?

Dottie: *starts crying* why do I have to do things like that?

Ana: *hugs her* it's okay.

Dottie: Where's Peggy?

Ana: She left.

Dottie: I just wanted to have this great party and-and kiss her on midnight and have this great night and I ruined everything

Ana: If Peggy isn't here on midnight you can kiss me

Dottie: pfff I cant kiss you.

Ana: Wait you don't kiss your girl friends?

Dottie: maybe it's because I don't have any girl friends

Ana: I do it all the time.

Dottie: Really?

Ana: I'm straight so yeah.

Dottie: *hugs Ana* thank you

Ana: Lets go down and have a great time and when Peggy comes you'll get up here and do your thing

Dottie: I don't think I'm in the mood for sex

Ana: Dottie! Apologize!

Dottie: ohhhhh yeah that too

*meanwhile*

Peggy: How deep it is?

Jarvis: Deep enough to fit him.

Daniel: *pushes jacks body into the grave* bye bitch

Angie: Yes bitch! That's the spirit!

Peggy: *sighs* oh my god

Jarvis: Can we please go? It's almost midnight

Daniel: Wait! I don't have a kissing partner

Angie: I'll kiss you

Peggy: Ana is going to kiss Dottie on midnight and-

Jarvis: Ana? My wife Ana?

Peggy: Yeah we were talking about it and she said she wanted to kiss Dottie. It's just a kiss

Jarvis: So that means I'll have to kiss-

Peggy: *smiles* Daniel!

Daniel: But I-

Angie: I'll take Peggy!

Jarvis: Splendid! Shall we?

*30 minutes later*

Jarvis: *pulls into the driveway*

Peggy: Lets hurry!

*they all rush inside*

Dottie: Peggy I-

Peggy: Not know Honey.

*all of them* 5..4..3..2..1

Dottie: *starts making out with Ana*

Daniel: *starts making out with Jarvis*

Angie: *starts making out with Peggy while she grabs her ass*

Jarvis: Happy new year!

Ana: Happy new year darling! *kisses him* Daniel!

Daniel: Yes

Ana: Edwin has a weird stuff on his lips.

Daniel: Oh it's my new chapstick. Vanilla flavor

Ana: It tastes so good. Wait. You kissed Edwin?

Jarvis: I'll have to admit it Daniels lips are so soft.

Ana: *giggles* well someone isn't done yet with their new year kiss

Peggy: *is still making out with Angie*

Dottie: *goes up to Angie* Angie darling could you please take you tongue out of my girlfriends throat?

Daniel: *gasps* she did not!

Peggy: *grabs Dotties hand* lets go.

Dottie: You're hurting me!

Peggy: *goes outside* Are you out of your fucking mind?

Dottie: I'm so-

Peggy: *starts yelling* YOU NEVER TAKE THE BLAME FOR THE CHOICES YOU MAKE AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR YOU SHIT! IF IT WASNT FOR ME TONIGHT 20 FUCKING FBI AGENTS WOULD AREEST YOU FOR COKE POSSESSION.

Dottie: Peg I'm so sorry

Peggy: No! I can't do this anymore! *goes inside* sorry to break it to you guys but I'll have to leave

Angie: Peggy! *runs behind Peggy*

Peggy: *stops* what?!

Angie: Lets go to my place, I have a bottle of schnapps and a freshly baked apple pie.

Peggy: Sorry Ang But I'll have to pass. Goodnight

*2 hours later*

*knock knock*

Angie: *wakes up* oh god *opens the door* hi *smiles*

Peggy: Do you still have that bottle of schnapps?

Angie: Oh Peggy. Come in

Peggy: *goes in*

Angie: *closes the door*

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