You're not a stranger, not to me

"Oops they caught us"

Peggy: Honey I'm home!

Dottie: I need to tell you something.

Peggy: what's wrong? Why are you so upset?

Dottie: I may be pregnant

Peggy: Dottie you're gay.

Dottie: *sighs* oh thank god.

Peggy: What on earth made you think that?

Dottie: I haven't been on my ladies days in 2 months.

Peggy: *sighs* let's take it from the beginning. You're gay and the last time you were on your ladies day was last week.

Dottie: Ohhh you're right.

Peggy: Good lord. When will dinner be ready?

Dottie: A chef will come around 9:30 pm. Why?

Peggy: Just asking.

Dottie: Honey could you come here for a sec.

Peggy: Tell me

Dottie: I'm not going to tell you. I'm going to show you.

They start making out and Dottie starts kissing Peggys collarbone working her way down her stomach. She slowly unzips Peggys skirt and starts kissing her inner thighs. She then gets down on her knees and...

Jarvis: OH MY GOD!

Ana: What happend?

Jarvis: I don't want you to freak out but right now miss Carter is sitting on the kitchen table while miss-

Peggy: *starts moaning*

Jarvis: while miss Underwood is on her-

Peggy: *continues to moan* Dottie!

Ana: Honey I get it. It's okay. It's not like the first time we catch Peggy and Dottie having sex.

Jarvis: *covers his eyes*

Ana: *coughs*

Dottie: *bumps her head under the kitchen table* oh my god!

Peggy: *starts panicking* Oh bloody hell!

Ana: Honey you can open your eyes now

Jarvis: Is everybody dressed and not on their knees?

Peggy: *whispers to Dottie* bloody hell! I can't find my panties.

Dottie: They're in my pocket relax

Peggy: Yes mr Jarvis you can open your eyes now

Jarvis: That was very irresponsible of you!

Dottie: Yes daddy! I'll never do it again.

*Peggy and Ana start chucking*

Peggy: Why are we making this a big deal. Two weeks ago I accidentally walked in the living room and caught you masturb-

Jarvis: *grabs Ana and they run through the door* have a nice night. Happy birthday miss carter.

Dottie: Did that really happened?

Peggy: I've been hanged, shot, electrocuted, almost had my throat cut off but that was the most terrifying thing I've ever experienced in my whole life.

Dottie: *hugs Peggy* aw you poor child.

Peggy: How much time do we have until the chef gets here

Dottie *checks her wristwatch* about an hour and a half.

Peggy: You know...*grabs Dottie by her wrist* we could go upstairs lay on our nice comfy bed and you know, cuddle

Dottie:*slowly kisses peggy* that's a great idea

*they enter their room while they makeout*

Peggy: Is it normal to feel that tired?

Dottie: *stands up in the bed* what do you mean?

Peggy: Since I left this morning I have tiny headaches and I feel tired.

Dottie: Oh Pegs. You're sick

Peggy: Nonsense. Peggy Carter is never sick.

Dottie: Oh really?

Peggy: Yes really

Dottie: Okay we are going to fight

Peggy: What do you mean?

Dottie: Since my bosses send me to kill you I'm going to do it

Peggy: Bring it on

Peggy: *gets up quickly and eventually falls in the ground*

Dottie: I. Didn't. Even. Have. To try.

Peggy: Okay I'm sick now what

Dottie: Now we are going to cuddle and you know eventually make out and you my darling are going to bed

Peggy: What, no getting drunk and having sex?

Dottie: *sighs* believe me right now I would love to have sex with you the only thing is that you're sick

Peggy: *looks up to her while cuddling* I love you

Dottie: I love you too sweetheart

Peggy fell asleep in Dotties hug and had a peaceful sleep until

*04:45am*

Peggy:OH MY GOD! *peggy was screaming from the pain*

Dottie: *wakes up shocked* wh-what happend

Peggy: OUCH!

Dottie: Wait a minute. You're eyes are closed. *pokes Peggy's arm*

Peggy: *waking up* what?

Dottie: Are you okay?

Peggy: I'm perfectly fine. My back hurts a bit but I'm good, why?

Dottie: You were screaming in pain 2 minutes ago.

Peggy: Why?

Dottie: Honey I have no idea.

Peggy: *checks clock* oh god it's 5 in the morning

Dottie: I can't go back to bed *gives her a little smirk*

Peggy: Well I can. Good night.

Dottie: *starts kissing Peggy's neck* but what if you didn't have to do anything

Peggy: *turns over facing Dottie* I'm in!