Sousas one night stand

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The next day at work

Sousa: *starts whispering* Peggy. Peggy wake up.

Peggy: Wh-what

Sousa: You fell asleep in your desk

Peggy: I know, I'm sorry

Sousa: Is everything alright

Peggy: Yeah it's just *starts whispering* it's just that Dottie is very you know and wants to you know all the time

Sousa: No honey I don't know.

Peggy: *sighs* Photocopy room in 5

Sousa: Yes ma'am

5 minutes later

Sousa: Tell me

Peggy: Dottie wants to have sex with me all the time

Sousa: And?

Peggy: And I get tired honey

Sousa: Okay then try to avoid her

Peggy: I can't. This morning i was sitting peacefully by the pool drinking my nice cup of tea and she comes down rushing telling me that I look very hot and I should meet her in 10 minutes in our bedroom and when I went in I saw Dottie naked you know doing her thing

Sousa: What do you mean?

Peggy: You know

Sousa: Mast-

Peggy: Exactly

Sousa: Oh god. Anyways since we're talking about our sex lives I have some good news. Well good for me but whatever

Peggy: What good news?

Sousa: Remember yesterday when we were here and Thompson came in and told me to meet him in his office in 5 minutes?

Peggy: Yes?

Sousa: okay so I went in and he told me that I should come over to his house around 20:40 and like a gentleman I said yes

Peggy: And?

Sousa: So I went to his house we had this lovely romantic dinner and-

Peggy: *gasps loudly*

Sousa: Shhh can you not. There's more

Peggy: Continue

Sousa: So as I was saying we had this lovely very very romantic dinner and we decided to go sit on his couch while enjoying some whiskey and somehow I repeat somehow I woke up right next to him on his couch

Peggy: Okay so maybe you two fell asleep

Sousa: Naked

Peggy: *whispers loudly* what!

Sousa: Shhhh.

Peggy: Don't shhh me

Sousa: I didn't have any problem when I saw you and Dottie making out in the the lab

Peggy: Okay okay you win. What are you going to do now?

Sousa: I don't know, maybe talk to him.

Peggy: I need to ask this. Do you like him?

Sousa: I think I love him

Peggy: How can you lo- im in no position to judge

Sousa: Thank you for understanding

Peggy: *checks her watch* *sighs* oh my god

Sousa: why?

Peggy: Honey my shift is over

Sousa: And?

Peggy: That means I have to return home and deal with horny Dottie

Sousa: *chuckles* and I'm going to talk to my hopefully not one night stand

Peggy: Call me if anything comes up

Sousa: Okay sugar

Peggy: Goodbye and good luck

Sousa: I'm gonna need it

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