Horror: Sometimes I hear Gordon Ramsay in my head
Nm: Really? What's he saying?
Horror: I hear him repeating the words "lamb sauce"
Nm: I have raised you well
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Error: *laying on the floor cuz he passed out*
Fresh: *crouching over Error* Error? You with me?
Error: Am I dead?
Fresh: no
Error: Then why do I see a face of an angel?
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Ink: *walking in the room* Guys I need your help
Lust: Love help?
Killer: legal help?
Cross: Mental help?
Nm: *sitting on top of the fridge* help with... Disposing a body, perhaps?
Everyone: ...
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(With ship child)
Stevie: Papa
Error: yes, Stevie?
Steve: I just got an A+ on my test
Error: oh good! I have a gun
Stevie: uh, I don't see the connection...
Error: Hopefully the cops won't either
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Red: My phone rang during a funeral
Sans: Your point is...?
Red: my ringtone is Highway To Hell
Sans: oh...
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Horror: I'm an idiot
Lust: Why?
Horror: I accidentally swallowed my cat
Lust: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOW A CAT?!
Horror:.....
Horror: physics
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Blue: I AM SO HAPPY! NOTHING CAN RUIN MY DAY!
Nm: when you put a seashell up to your nonexistent ear, the sound you hear is your blood surging. Not the ocean
Blue: thanks for ruining my day... And half of my childhood
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Fresh: *carrying Error's chocolate in his mouth*
Error: No no no no, give that back!
Fresh: *runs away*
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Fresh: *dancing around and singing with his headphones on* Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Error: AWWW YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU DANCE
Fresh: *WhEeZe* YOU FU[N]KING SCARED ME *Puts the headphones back on and moonwalks away from Error*
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(With ship children)
Stevie: Papa, Alexander and I are gonna go out for lunch!
Fresh: have fun!
Error: *to Alexander* Hey, if anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you
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Death: *hands Geno a note*
Geno: *reads the the note*
Geno: wtf does this even say?
Death: it says "Weck mich drinnen auf Weck mich drinnen auf Ruf meinen Namen und rette mich vor der Dunkelheit Biete mein Blut zu rennen Bevor ich ungeschehen mache Rette mich vor dem Nichts, zu dem ich geworden bin"
Geno: What?
Death: Translate it later. From German to English.
*later*
Geno: *translates the note*
Translator: "Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before I come undone
Save me from the nothing I've become"
Geno: *sigh* relatable...
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Error: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are~
Fresh: *sarcastically* STOP IT. YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH
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Killer: Hey guess what?!
Dust: What?
Killer: It's my birthday!
Dust: Congratulations. You are one year closer to death.
Killer: . . .
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Horror: I'm hungry
Lust: you just ate an hour ago
Horror: I want chicken nuggets
Lust: no--
Horror: CHICKEN NUUUGGGGEETTTTSSSS--
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Error: Who
Fresh: whom
Error: whomst
Fresh: whomst'd've
Error: okay you win
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Sans: *looking at a book* haha, I can't read
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That's all folks (--well, for now at least)!
CZYTASZ
Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)
Humorall aboard on the humor train! Mostly shitposts With over-usage of Error and Fresh You can also ask the Sanses and the author (Some of these things are said by The_Unknownmonster So go follow her)
