Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)

more shitposts ft. my ship kiddos

Stevie: Hey, pops

Error: yes?

Stevie: What sound does a cat make

Error: Meow. Duh.

Stevie: What sound does a whale make *takes a sip of water*

Error: I dunno--

Stevie: *spits the water at Error*

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(Errorfresh)

Fresh: *teleports to Error* Hey hun guess what's for dinner tonight

Error: ...

Fresh: I'll give you a hint... IT'S BETWEEN MY LEGS...

Fresh: *holding a container of macaroni & cheese with his legs*

Zalgo: wtf, mom

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Jela: *microwaving discs*

Horror: You are very strange, my young padawan

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Klez: *hanging by his feet on a chandelier* IIIIIIIII'MMM GONA SWIIIIIIINNGGG FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRRRRRRR

Fresh: KLEZ?! WHAT THE FU--

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Stevie: *from the other room* Hey ma!

Fresh: yeah?

Stevie: do you know where the TX15 is?

Fresh: Yeah, in the second drawer of your father's dresser... Why?

Stevie: ...no reason

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(Watch the video at the top of the chapter xD)

Linux: *blasting Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough at ear rape volume*

Error: *his eye sockets very wide, breathing heavily*

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Alexander: Hey everybody, so my brother pushed me and I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down *pulls up a photo of Osteon* the benefits of killing him is that I would get pushed way less--

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Bully: You're a bitch!

Jela: *being her witty self* Well, a bitch is a dog. A dog goes "bark". Bark is on trees. A tree is a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thank you.

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Jela: I spilled lipstick in your valentino bag...

Lust: YOU SPILLED-- WHAHAHOAOA-- LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG--

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