Blue: Good sir, kill me if you must, but that ten dollar bill you stole from my pocket, that's mine
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Ink: wait I gotta pee, no I'm hungry, wait keep driving-- wait, stop driving-- Wait nevermind, I gotta pee again--
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Error: I'm not getting in that van. That it atrociously dirty. Kill me, chop up my body if you must, but don't put me in the dirt, put me in some disinfected water
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Kidnapper: I TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING, OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU
Red: "I told you to stop talking or I'm gonna kill you", you see how stupid you sound?
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Cross: I'M GONNA KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE-- YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW I'M SCARED-- YOU'RE GONNA UNTIE ME, LET ME OUTTA THE VAN, AND THAT'S THAT, IT'S NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION--
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Dream: WAIT-- where's that ice cream you were tellin' me about?
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Dust: Do you think you can untie these ropes cuz they're kinda tight
Kidnapper: pardon?--
Dust: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN UNTIE THESE ROPES CUZ THEY'RE KINDA TIGHT--
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Kidnapper: you have two options. You die, or your entire family dies
Fresh: ....yeast
Kidnapper: pardon?
Fresh: four
Kidnapper: STOP--
Fresh: Bisexual toasters--
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Nm: Eh whatever, kill me. Never gave a fuck about life anyway
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Horror: *cough*
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Sans: So... This is what you do for a living?
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Lust: Punish me, daddy~
Kidnapper: . . .
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Geno: so....
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Death: are you sad with your life?
Kidnapper: yes...
Death: would you like me to end your suffering?
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Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)
Humorall aboard on the humor train! Mostly shitposts With over-usage of Error and Fresh You can also ask the Sanses and the author (Some of these things are said by The_Unknownmonster So go follow her)
