(Okay, before I start this chapter I just wanna say that you can also ask the Sanses questions if you wanna. So that means that this book will both be a Humor Train book and an ask book at the same time. Have a noice day)
Cross: How much sleep did you get?
Nm: eight.
Cross: Hours?
Nm: minutes.
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Dream: *nervously* I accidentally ate the rest of Fresh's Skittles... How long do you think I'll survive?
Error: ten.
Dream: Ten what?--
Error: ...nine... Eight--
The_unknownmonster: Seven. . . Six . . Five . . . Four. . . Three. . Two. . One--
Fresh: *Drops down from the ceiling and attacks Dream*
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Fresh: *in the background, T-posing*
Fresh: PUSHING ME DOWN THE STAIRS IS A BAD IDEA BECAUSE I AM ON HEELIES AND WILL EITHER BREAK SOMETHING OR THROW SOMETHING AT YOU... TAKE A SKATEBOARD FOR EXAMPLE
Fresh: *Throws a skateboard across the room*
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Fresh: *drinking coffee and suddenly passes out*
Blue: OH MY GOSH! IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?!
Error: *sipping tea, completely k a l m*
Error: Yeah, he just randomly does that sometimes.
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Lust: *grabs an empty jar and screams into it, quickly sealing the top back on and setting it on the desk*
Lust: EVERYTHING'S FINE--
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Killer: *throwing cheese all over the place*
Nm: ...
Dust: don't worry. It's just a phase.
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Fresh: *points to the couch* COUCH.
Fresh: *points to Killer* STABBY MCSTABBERTON.
Fresh: *points to the cat* CAT.
Fresh: *points to Error* ERROR.
Fresh: *points to himself* ABOMINATION.
Error: DON'T YOU DARE-- YOU'RE NOT AN ABOMINATION--
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Lust: *running around on his hands*
Killer: STOP BEING SCARY.
Horror: Asking him not to be scary is like asking swiss cheese not to have holes.
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Fresh: *slides into the room*
Fresh: I AM THE DEFINITION OF A SEIZURE AND EXTREME CHAOS.
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Ink: Remember... Kevin McAllister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left at home. One call and he would have been safe. But to him, it wasn't about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. He enjoyed it.
YOU ARE READING
Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)
Humorall aboard on the humor train! Mostly shitposts With over-usage of Error and Fresh You can also ask the Sanses and the author (Some of these things are said by The_Unknownmonster So go follow her)
