(No parts of these quotes/scripts belong to me. They're from The Office. Art above it mine)
Blue: I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out
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Fresh: I wanna do a cartwheel. But real casual like. Not enough to make a big deal out of it, but I know everyone saw it. One stunning, gorgeous cartwheel
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Horror: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me
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Dream: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Error: I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious
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Fresh: If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die
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Ink: I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.
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Sans: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted
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Blue: The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it
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Nightmare: I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
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Lust: We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.
(Insert lenny face)
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Dream: I am a black belt in gift wrapping
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Nightmare: Newsflash: You are not special
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Blue: Tell him to call me ASAP as possible
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Dust: I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday
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Fresh: Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
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Killer: The worst thing about prison was the dementors
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Cross: I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl, so I’m wise and have worms
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Error: I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?
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Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)
الفكاهةall aboard on the humor train! Mostly shitposts With over-usage of Error and Fresh You can also ask the Sanses and the author (Some of these things are said by The_Unknownmonster So go follow her)
