DARE #34 - Triple S: Shut Up And Drive

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TO: Sonic, Shadow, and Silver the Hedgehog

FROM: RebekahtheHedgehog

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DARE

I dare the Triple S to sing a Sonic the Hedgehog parody of "Shut Up And Drive" by Rihanna. And then, Tails has to record it all, and then post it on every social media site.

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Shadow: What's with these guys and social media?

Sonic: Beats me.

Silver: Well, here goes nothing.

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I DON'T OWN THIS SONG

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[Sonic]

You've been looking for a driver who is qualified
So if you think that you're the one step into my ride
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
With a sunroof top and a awesome lean

[Shadow]

So if you feel it let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for
The engine's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start it up and watch me go, go, go, go

[Silver]

Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can very well then we can go all night

[Triple S]

'Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five
Okay, you got the keys

Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

[Sonic]

I got class like a '57 Cadillac
Got overdrive with a whole lot of boom in the back
You look like you can handle what's under the hood
You keep saying that you will well I wish you would

[Shadow]

So if you feel it let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for
The engine's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start it up and watch me go, go, go, go

[Silver]

Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can very well then we can go all night

[Triple S]

'Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five
Okay, you got the keys

Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

[Sonic]

'Cause your Lightron ain't got what I got (get it get it)
Don't stop it's a sure shot
And your Dark Reaper huh boy I'm sorry
I ain't even worried
So step inside and ride
(ride, ride, ride, ride, ride...)

[Shadow]

So if you feel it let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for
The engine's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start it up and watch me go, go, go, go

[Silver]

Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can very well then we can go all night

[Triple S]

'Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five
Okay, you got the keys

Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Now shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)

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[Song ends.]

Tails: And... done! I'll go post it right away. (walks off)

Sonic: Great. Now I feel like racing!

Shadow and Silver: Same!

[They all ran out of the room.]

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