DARE #51 - Shadow: Black Ribbon Hedgehog + King of Mean

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TO: Shadow the Hedgehog

FROM: RebekahtheHedgehog

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DARE

I have a dare for Shadow. I dare him to sing two songs. First, I dare him to sing "Blue Ribbon Bunny" from Disney's Sofia the First. But instead of saying "bunny," he has to say "hedgehog." And the second song I dare him to sing and act out to is "Queen of Mean" from Disney's Descendants 3, but in male version.

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Shadow: Oh, hell no!!

Rouge: (gasps) Ooh!! Good thing my phone is fully charged!

Shadow: Uh-uh. No, I'm not doing this. I'm outta here. (walks out of the room)

Amy: What the--!? Shadow, get back here!

Shadow: No!! I'm not doing those dares!!

Sonic: Wow. Who knew that the Ultimate Life Form became the Ultimate chicken? (chuckles)

Shadow: (runs back into the room and tackles Sonic) Why, you little--!!!

[Time Card: 10 Seconds Later.]

Shadow: (sighs) Fine, I'll do it.

Amy: Yay!

[Rouge presses "record" on her phone.]

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I DON'T OWN THIS SONG

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[Shadow]

Hit it, Sonic!
You know, guys, I'm no ordinary hedgehog
No no no!
Yo, here we go!
Check it out!

When I run to the streets
They stop and stare
Plain to see that I got that flair
A little somethin' called savoir faire

[Rouge and Amy]

He's no common hog!

[Shadow]

I dig up a tasty gourmet lunch
And I serve it on china
'Cause when we're talkin' 'bout food, my friend,
There's nobody fina

Y'all give it up 'cause I got the moves
And I got the hops
I'm tellin' you look out below
'Cause I'm the tops!

I'm a black ribbon hedgehog
Yeah, don't you know
A black ribbon hedgehog
I'm the best in show!

[Rouge and Amy]

He's a black ribbon hedgehog

[Shadow]

And I'm all the rage

[Rouge and Amy]

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