Truth! One time in second grade, a kid found a spider in their chocolate milk carton. It scared me so I stayed away from chocolate milk
2. I've been scared of doorknobs
Truth! A wasp was hidden underneath a doorknob, I grabbed the doorknob, got stung. I went out of my way to not open doors or to thoroughly check any doorknob before touching it for a while. We good now though
3. I've been scared of lawn chairs
Lie! This was just the first thing that came to mind!!!
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1. I've licked someone's eyebrows before
Truth! Yup. My step mom. I asked her once if I could lick her eyebrows off out of nowhere for no reason. I thought she would say no. She was sure she caught my bluff and said yes. I asked if she was sure and she said yup. At first I wasn't going to, but then I decided there was no going back so I grabbed her face and licked her eyebrow.
By the way, eyebrows taste really gross. Hers tasted like makeup
2. I've licked a tree
Lie! I haven't.... yet...
3. I've squished someone's earlobe.
Truth! I've squished a lot of earlobes actually-
I went around once asking everyone if I could squish their earlobe. You would be surprised at how many people said yes. So. Many. It was awesome. Earlobes are so squishable
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1. I like eating cheetos with a s p o o n
Truth! I don't like the orange powder getting on my hands, so s p o o n is the way to go!!!
2. I have birb
Truth! Technically my sister has a birb, but I still consider her my niece. I love her. And she loves my glasses. And my ring. Have a picture of Iris!!!!
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She's extremely photogenic-
3. I love candy corn
Lie! Ew.... candy corn.... bleh
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1. I just sang Let It Go at the top of my lungs with my sister
Truth! You bet B)
2. I really want to go on a hot air balloon
Lie! No no no no. Skydiving? I'll consider. But hot air balloon? Gosh, no. There are a lot of hot air balloons where I live though. One time I saw someone deflating a hot air balloon. We were just across the road from them. I think they're cool, but I'm far too afraid of falling out to go on one of those...
3. I've almost died 4 times
Truth! Give or take a few. When I was born, I came early, then decided lol nope and didn't want to be born.
When I was 1 1/2, I got bronchitis and pneumonia, my dad refused to believe I was sick but my mom brought me to urgent care and then I got ambulanced to a hospital from there. I'm fine now though :>.
Many years ago, like 6 maybe, I was stupid, and rode my bike down a driveway without looking. Almost got hit by a car. But I didn't, and I got a lengthy lecture from the old lady who was driving. I didn't tell anyone until recently because I was embarrassed lol.
Another time I was on a field trip to a bog. It's like a big swampy, quicksand sort of thing for those who don't know what it is. We were taking turns going on it, where the people there said it was safe. When I was stepping back onto the dock, my boot got stuck and I almost fell back into it. Apparently people have actually died in the bog. Like a carriage rode into it by accident and sunk under. I might not have died, but it was spooky.
