Splatoon: ♡Just You and Me♡ (Marie X Agent 4 [Male])

Wild West Love and War

Narrator POV

(This side story is a western themed/style chapter! Join the Love and War cast on this wild day of shooting ducks in a barrel! Enjoy and let me know how you feel about these ^^)

Legend tells us of a squid...

A hero in a tortured land...

Where señoritas lived in fear...

Their lonely nights in deep despair...

He was......

McLeon!

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Long ago on a far away terrain lied a small little town known as Suction-Cup Jangles. Just near the outskirts of the bad lands. A peaceful little town for the most part. The mayor of the town, Mayor Craig Cuttlefish ran the place. The man was quite old and brittle yet full of wisdom of the place. His grand daughter Marie ran a nice old bar with her partner Callie. The bank across from the bar was owned by a wee octoling girl. Ava to be exact. Poor thing deals with annoying customers making the most withdrawals at the worst times. Everything was going swell---

*Ka-BOOM!*

???: Put yer hands up where I can see em'!

The front doors were blown to bits! Chunks of wood flew all over the place! The bank had a hole in it!

Ava: Oh no!!

A figure walked clear of the smoky explosion. As they came closer, you could see a evil pair of yellow eyes, a hat and vest as rosey red as the sunset. Spikey spurs on their boots. A red scarf blocked the mouth... And to top it off, a chest larger than any beer barrel.

???: Gyahaha! Hey suga! Put every gold coin and bar in this here bag!

Ava put her glasses back on and slowly stood up behind the bank counter.

Ava: You can't do this! I oughta put ya in the slammer!

???: Cute...I haven't got all day! MOVE IT! Or I'll splat ya dead!

The terrifying octoling girl pointed a Splat Revolver towards the poor Ava!

Ava: Ok Ok...I'll d-do it...

She pushed a button that opened a door to the banks vault. This pleased the criminal.

???: Well blow me down...Ain't you got yourself a stock pile!

She then turned her face with jiggling breasts.

???: Hey gals! Get your load on!

A group of three black tentacled octolings marched in with empty bags.

Arya: We're gonna be rich!

Rori: Like shell we are! If my name isn't Rootin Tootin Rori!

Behind them was a more gentle member. She walked up to see Ava cowarding in fear behind the glass wall.

Emily: Sorry about this ma'am...We'll be gone soon

She joined the group as the leader cackled.

???: Yeeeehaw!! Jiggle Jugs Skarlet is going to make the world RED!! Let's ride ladies!

They took three bags of gold each and hopped aboard a wagon controlled by two sea horses. Jiggle Jugs Skarlet got on top and whipped them.

Skarlet: Giddy up! Hiya!