What type of shoes does Voldemort wear?
Horcrocs!
Where do you find Dumbledore's army?
Up his sleevy.
Why did snap stand in the middle of the road?
So you'll never know which side he's on!
Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
How did you know? I don't care! Abada kedavra!
Why did Barty Crouch quit drinking?
Because it was making him moody.
Voldemort: so I just have to lie?
Pinocchio: yep!
Harry: we've got one thing that bold empty doesn't have
Ron and hermioni; yeah
Harry: a nose
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It's a fan thing!
RandomThis a a book of weird little fan things. So, Harry Potter, doctor who, chronicle of narnia, the hunger games and the fault in our stars fans will love this!!!
